you may only post ITT if you've joined the mile high shitposting and BRing club
>>8243go home w*********, you're drunk
>>8243CHECKING IN
SHITPOSTERS, FIVE O'CLOCK HIGH
>>8243I'm a pilot so I do this all the time
Test
>>8243i'm finna bouta hop on another plane frfr
>>8243well i fly airplanes for a living, so.... I definitely belong here teehee
>>8861have you ever put on the autopilot and jannied on your phone?
possible janitor deviation. please standby to copy an email
Good luck on your recur this upcoming year everyone!
>>8902*dials up the the Guard frequency, the official air janitor channel*Ahem. MEOWthat is all.
>>8910THIS IS AN EMERGENCY ONLY CHANNEL GET OFF THIS FREQUENCY I WILL REPORT YOU T OTHE FAA AND HAVE YOUR TICKET REVOKED YOU PIECE OF SHIT THIS IS WHY NOBODY TAKES THIS FREQUENCY SERIOUSLY YOU ARE PUTTING LIVES AT RISK IF I EVER FIND YOU I WILL KILL YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY
>>8243>something something Mod S only
Achievement unlocked!
sky janny. REPORTING IN.
You are cleared for the ILS departure, direct JANNY
Sky janny reporting in (or at least I'm trying.. this wifi keeps blocking me off)!
Yeah, sky jannying is fun and all, but have you ever BRed from high speed rail? The answer may shock you.
>>9370i recognise that graffiti, seeya soon <3
>>9370Haven't done it from a train, yet. Anyone jannied while driving? Uh, not that I've ever done that.
>>9377>Anyone jannied while driving?Do red lights count?
Is it true you're only allowed to WR from rooftop level?
>>9426Being on the rooftop makes your requests...Elevated Priority.
>>8243I'm supposed to be working but I instead janny at flight level 360!
>>8951>ils departurem8...
I paid $8 just to post itt
Choo choo motherfuckers I'm hijacking this plane thread to turn it into a train thread
>>9533>Choo choo motherfuckers I'm hijacking this plane thread to turn it into a train threadMOOOODSHE'S ... DERAILING THE THREAD
Best in-flight drink and food for skyjanooming?
>>9593tomato juice
>>9593for me, it's sprite and the little cookies
>>9593Biscoff dipped in coffee for me
I have successfully Sky Jannied
>>9593
Achievement unlocked
did we have to jerk off in the plane or just the terminal? i did both just to be safe. either way i'm officially in the club!
>>9642>did we have to jerk off in the plane or just the terminal?Why do you think it's called the cock pit?
>>9593I always like to have grab some skittles and cheez-its in the terminal but its been a while since I've flown with an inflight meal service so i'm not sure what i'd even want
I've BRed at periscope depth in the middle of the ocean before
>>9671make your own thread then
>>9671>sky jannies>shadow jannies>time jannies>void jannies>now janny of the depthsthere is no hiding from the long handle of the broom
>>8862Yes, I have. It's on autopilot most of the time
>>8911To be fair it is a problem
>>8243never janny in incognito or else you will crash into helsinki
>>9708
does it count if I was high was fuck lmao
>>9793JUI
>>9782>DEAD END
finally, internet on a long flight to janny on.
>>9782
>>9944janny hq
>>9944GA and the management team live in the cul-de-sac, jannies live in the run down dumpy houses over the fence in the back. 8 jannies to a room.
>>9504not only does he do it for free, he's $8 in the redrespect
almost forgot to make my post, kings
Janooming from the sky is passé. Real men janoom from the tarmac.
>>9981couldn't afford in-flight wifi, huh?
>>9982$9 is a lot on janny salary.
Requesting some bans rnRAY bans but also some GR3 and /fit/2
I paid $5 to make this post. My money long
>>10060>paying to postshiggy diggy
>>10061something something for freeanyone else bored of the same jokes over and over
>>10062don't forget, you're here forever
>>9504On my yearly pilgrimage again, this time internet was included with my ticket.>>9954It was worth it to join the sky janny club. Hot pockets ain't free
My 12-hour flight comes with free wi-fi!
I am now the sky janny, fear me
You’ve heard of sky jannying. Now introducing the long awaited undersea jannying
