/fringe/ - Fringe

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There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little Wizard thread up and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a wizardchat pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the picture. The "epic" Erisian Goddess, isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on fringechat posting about fucking wizardry. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a wizard. A pathetic Wizardfag looshfarmer. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOOSH LOOSH LOOSH LOOSH LOOSH." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.

You guys should give me the password

>>22289
You guys should give me and my chaote friend here the password

>>22297
Fine keep showing off your secret wizard club I don't even care!

Mundanes got #wrecked

>>22299
Use magick to acquire the username and password OR demonstrate magick to an initiate of the /illuminati/ to get in.

>>22301
correction * #REKT

The mundanes are totally losing their mind and calling the police now, what the fuck should we do?

God damn it, how do we stop the mundanes from freaking out and calling police / etc. ? Is there a way we can message the police before them to say if they receive a call it's nothing serious and should be ignored?

>>22305
minds*

Fucking organic portals.

>>22306
If you describe the situation some folk here might be able to give you a hand.

>>22302
But all of my magick isn't really demonstrational with it being ritual based, unless of course you mean I should perform a ritual in the presence of an initiate

>>22306
Of course not. But the police is just officially fedora.

Why would you allow "mundanes" into the meeting in the first place?

>>22309
Learningkike is mad as fuck his plans have been foiled and is going to try to swat us.

>>22312
>implying mundanes are in the meeting

They are the subject of the meeting, not in the meeting.