School's In Session, Faggots 03/21/15 (Sat) 04:34:01 No. 28553
Now that your faggot board got owned and Smiley almost died from eating bacon, it's obvious that you frail shitheads don't know anything about magic. I do real magic every day, which is why I'm so happy, confident, and successful. My bank account is fat as fuck, and I'm typing this post after banging a fitness model. Since you faggot-ass kids are getting owned by mundane shit like bacon, protein powder, and life in general, I'm going to let you in on the real secrets of magic as a master of motherfucking masters. Some of you won't believe me because you're losers who shrink in the presence of true greatness. That's why you're always failing. You can't be a winner like me because you're afraid to do what it takes to succeed. Let's get started.
ur a troll fgt 03/21/15 (Sat) 04:37:25 No. 28554
eat shit
03/21/15 (Sat) 04:46:17 No. 28556
Here you go, dickheads. This symbol is more important than anything you've ever come across in your life. I'm not going to tell you who gave it to me or how it came to be, because you're not ready. What's relevant is what it can do for you and how you can use it to succeed.
03/21/15 (Sat) 04:50:58 No. 28557
>>28553 Please do share. If your information is of good quality we will be happy to have you here.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:06:28 No. 28560
>>28556 I forgot my flag on that last post because my bitch is distracting me. Feel free to 'sperg out over that later after I've left, Smiley. I know you're gay for your fucking flags.
Draw this symbol on a thousand-dollar US currency note. I can already hear you faggots complaining and wondering if you can do it with a non-US note or a note of lower denominations. No, faggots – it has to be a thousand-dollar US note.
When you're done, deposit that shit to your account on the day of the new moon. Once that's done, take out ten percent of that and use it to get a short haircut. Once the ritual grooming is finished, you're ready for the run.
At this point, I always lose uncommitted fuckheads who have more questions than common sense. If you're whining about haircuts or bank accounts, you're choosing to fail, and people who choose to fail deserve to be left to their own devices. I don't think you can afford to be a fucking failure much longer, but believe what you want as I continue to blow your goddamn minds.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:11:09 No. 28563
>>28560 >At this point, I always lose uncommitted fuckheads who have more questions than common sense. Isn't it common sense to question what you are doing and why? If you intend to lecture at people, that's fine and dandy but if you're doing this to help people as you claim some explanation of the workings behind what we're doing here would hold a lot more sway.
Otherwise why even bother typing this?
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:20:01 No. 28565
>>28560 I don't think there is a 1000 dollar currency note in USA.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:23:11 No. 28566
>>28563 You've spent the past few months of your life taking obsolete, obscure magical texts to heart because some charlatan told you to do so. If you're willing to do that, then you should be jerking off to these paint-by-numbers magical instructions that I'm laying down in this thread right now. If you had any common sense at all, you'd understand that some lessons can only be learned after the fact.
So, the tithe has been offered, and the ceremonial grooming is complete. Now, it's time for the real fucking shit. It's time for the ritual run.
At 5:00 AM on the morning of the day after the new moon, you need to wake up. When you get up, put both hands toward the sky as if you were stretching your abdominal muscles. Breath in and out fifteen times, then stretch your body in earnest.
By 5:30 AM, you need to be on the road and running. Clock in five miles in forty minutes. That's eight minutes a mile – extremely manageable if you keep up with your cardio.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:23:33 No. 28567
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Hey Mundanes, My name is Fringe, and I despise every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, materialist, who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass creepypastas. You are everything bad in the third density. Honestly, have any of you ever evoked any succubus? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of wizards because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than tipping fedoras to posts on /r/atheism. Don’t be a silly mundane. Just hit me with your best curse. I’m pretty much perfect. I was foremost of the astral projection group, and an a initiate of the sacred mysteries. What tantra do you practice, other than “jack off to James Randi's Million Dollar Challenge”? I also get awesome visions, and have a beautiful nordic alien tulpa (She just sent me her love vibrations; Shit was SO spiritual). You are all mudbloods who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It’s me and my tulpa.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:24:27 No. 28568
>>28565 I did a quick google on it. They haven't been printed since 1969 and there are only around 165,372 floating around still.
OP wants us to deface a collectors item.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:28:25 No. 28570
>>28565 It's discontinued, but that doesn't mean it's out of circulation. What – did you think this shit was going to be a cakewalk? I'm not rolling in fucking money and bitches because I took the easy road, bro.
Trust me when I say that everything about this ritual has a purpose. The numbers, the times, the actions – they're all extremely fucking important and symbolic. If you had any doubts about that, then go look up the year on which the thousand-dollar US note was discontinued and think about the last two digits of that year for a second.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:30:21 No. 28571
>>28566 >Clock in five miles in forty minutes. That's eight minutes a mile – extremely manageable if you keep up with your cardio. Shit I can't do this lol. You seem to be under the impression we're all in good health here. I'm studying magick to cure my various shitty health problems.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:38:53 No. 28572
>>28571 >Shit I can't do this lol.I know. This is high-level shit. I don't expect any of you to complete this ritual today, or even in the next few years, but it's something that you need to work toward if you don't want to be fucking losers who overdose on protein powder and get put down by mundane bacon strips.
Let's review.
You've drawn the symbol on the note.
You've deposited it on the day of the new moon.
You've withdrawn ten percent and gotten your haircut.
You woke up at 5:00 AM on the day after that and ran five miles in forty minutes.
The only thing left to do is to wait for nightfall, draw the symbol on the forehead of a willing partner with white paint and a thin brush, and have sex with them.
If you are male, you must have sex with a female, and you must climax within her.
If you are female, you must have sex with a male, and he must climax within you.
The orgasm signifies the end of the two-day long ritual.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:52:18 No. 28573
>>28572 The person who gave me the symbol I posted earlier was also in a position to give me a genuine thousand-dollar bill in exchange for that same amount in lesser denominations.
That was six years ago, and I performed the ritual shortly afterward.
Since then, I have made so much money and acquired so much power that I haven't had to lift a finger to acquire another one of those so-called rare bills.
I'm not even supposed to be telling you this, but I can't stand the sight of this place. You're all so goddamn misguided and in need of real magic that I'm willing to break a very solemn oath to show you the way. I've been told that people have died for doing what I'm doing right now, but I have my reasons for wanting to uplift the masses.
I know it all seems unconventional. I thought the same thing before I was inducted and shown the ways of the kinds of people who know about this shit. This entire ritual is often performed during an invite-only retreat, and it culminates in a group orgy that amplifies the potency of the proceedings.
03/21/15 (Sat) 05:56:41 No. 28574
>>28573 Meditate on that for a bit.
I'm heading back for another session between the sheets.
If this thread is still around tomorrow, I might post more guidance.
You're welcome.
03/21/15 (Sat) 06:54:18 No. 28579
>>28556 I'm not going to power you sigil, srry
SAGE! 03/21/15 (Sat) 07:06:00 No. 28581
Now this is shitposting
03/21/15 (Sat) 07:51:11 No. 28589
It sounds like you've become a pawn for higher occult forces you don't even understand and you feel great about yourself because you've become fucking loaded in the process. Where's the self-mastery? Where's the understanding of higher laws and the nature of a mental universe? Does that money own you now OP? How busy are you with mundane shit? I'm not altogether impressed by you at all. You seem to have been selected, chosen, to be used for some purpose and I think you're trying to trick people into either making fools of themselves or getting roped into the same thing you are in right now. You certainly aren't being upfront about all of this shit you're going on about. You appear to have been granted a privileged positioned in life but at what cost? No entities or higher forces are just going to do all this shit for you, all for the keks.
☻ 03/21/15 (Sat) 08:02:10 No. 28593
OP if you really want to impress me reveal some important details about this whole Jenny thing that has been ongoing for months now. I don't see why you think I'd be worried about you using that anonymous mask flag. My goal was to reach 100% flag usage and ever since the latest change it has been achieved. I don't care if you're using the anon mask flag or another one, you are using a flag. If you are so loaded btw, do you donate any of that money to the cripple? I doubt your ritual would work for anyone but you even if followed exactly as you describe it should be done. Also, if anyone was able to meet the requirements of your ritual, they apparently would already have: >a thousand dollars>an intimate sexual partner >good health, especially cardio …basically, they'd probably already have everything they need to live a life of contented happiness, without doing your questionable ritual and getting themselves caught up in something potentially dangerous and adverse to ones well-being in the long run (or just making a fool of himself).
03/21/15 (Sat) 08:47:39 No. 28609
I am a huge faggot, please rape my face. >thinking this is anything other than a fedora trolling us
03/21/15 (Sat) 11:24:29 No. 28622
OP that was a good idea. Since Smiley already partially saw through it I'll clear this up for the rest: Anon wants to help you all achieve better health, financial security, good looks and a happy, balanced life. But he knowns none of you would take mundane advice no matter how solid it is, because you're all mentally damaged. So he cloaks his advice under a lot of magickal lingo and pretend in order to trick you to improve your own lives. The 1000 dollar bill force you to have a comfortable amount of money and means so you can afford a collectible item. The 8 minute mile forces you to be in extremely good health and be generally fit. Then you get a good haircut and groom yourself, wake up at 5am fixing your sleeping schedule and must find a sex partner. By the time you meet all the requirements to perform the ritual to improve your life and finances, you've already laid the groundwork for achieving success. Then performing the "ritual" would give you the confidence and drive to keep pushing towards success. That was a good effort OP, but most here are beyond salvation. Work on building hype subtly better in future attempts.
03/21/15 (Sat) 12:11:03 No. 28623
>>28556 It is clearly something about triangles, lol.
Provur 03/21/15 (Sat) 12:51:10 No. 28626
If you're so good at magick why are you wasting your time on a board of aryan wizard virgins and not killing giant king djiins in the astral
03/21/15 (Sat) 13:18:20 No. 28633
>>28622 >>28593 this
i like you guys, you overstand.
03/21/15 (Sat) 13:45:41 No. 28637
>>28593 >OP if you really want to impress me If I wanted to impress a latent homosexual twenty-something shut-in from Canada, I'd whip out my dick.
Jenny bailed on you. When women are bored of you, they look for an indirect exit to avoid blowback. That was her indirect exit – sorry, bro.
>>28626 Look at this fucking faggot. You think you're special because you hang around here and pretend to be on the fringes of occult mastery like some kind of eccentric, pedantic cocksucker.
You read a lot of books. Good for you, faggot – so does every graduate student in the country. You dabble in subjects that are unconventional. Congratulations, numbnuts – so does every drug dealer, servicemember, and specialized surgeon.
If you want to sit around on this shithole for the rest of your life with your dick in your hand like it's some kind of wand, then do it. If you want to actually make something of your sad, pathetic life, then quit whining and saddle the fuck up before this train leaves the station.
Provur ## Board Volunteer 03/21/15 (Sat) 13:54:43 No. 28638
>>28637 topkek, nice loosh farm attempt.
>You think you're special because you hang around here and pretend to be on the fringes of occult mastery like some kind of eccentric, pedantic cocksucker.I barely post here and don't associate with other wizards besides a select few in the /illuminati/.
>You read a lot of books. Good for you, faggot – so does every graduate student in the country.Thanks, Cpt. Obvious!
>You dabble in subjects that are unconventional. Congratulations, numbnuts – so does every drug dealer, servicemember, and specialized surgeon.What subject do I 'dabble' in, exactly, since you know so much about me?
>If you want to sit around on this shithole for the rest of your life with your dick in your hand like it's some kind of wand, then do it.ok
>If you want to actually make something of your sad, pathetic life, then quit whining and saddle the fuck up before this train leaves the station.When have I ever whined? Name one time, link me to one post, where I whine. I do not whine. I take pride and thankfulness in the little things I have and NEVER complain. It's just my nature. My life isn't sad, I'm doing great actually. Joined a band and am the drummer and do some vocals, I get decent amount of money from gigs. Cured my anxiety. No more anxiety == no more depression. No more depression == being able to do fucktons more. Again, you're no wizard, just some inferior edgelord.
☻ 03/21/15 (Sat) 15:16:21 No. 28660
>>28637 You are full of shit and an embarrassment.
>>28622 >implying that wasn't fucking obvious to me It's some lame-ass attempt to trick people into bettering themselves and then be all like har har this what I was doing all along when someone completes the initiation. I've seen multiple variations of it already. It's the kind of shit failed occultists resort to when they give up and settle upon the mundane.
03/21/15 (Sat) 15:51:52 No. 28668
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Clearly the same fgt as the Fedora OP. Fedora trolling us all theory confirmed.
☻ 03/21/15 (Sat) 15:52:48 No. 28669
>>28664 You are both wrong.
03/21/15 (Sat) 16:06:15 No. 28671
This entire thread is a bad joke. Doing a chaos magic ritual is so far from high magic, its ridiculously funny. OP also places heavy emphasis on materiality, another oh-so obvious flag for anyone with a brain. Aristotle's bitch made this thread. Good job sir, I'm sure you rustled at least one jimmy to get all these replies lol… Still laughing out loud tho… oh jeez where do you people come from
03/21/15 (Sat) 17:07:11 No. 28684
>>28668 >he thinks I'm OP >he thinks I'm a fedora I don't need any psychomancy to realize you're a retard.
03/21/15 (Sat) 20:56:30 No. 28705
>>28669 About female nature? No. No we're not. Let me guess, Not Julie. Julie was special right? Well. If you say so. Best of luck to you.
☻ 03/21/15 (Sat) 21:54:04 No. 28713
>>28684 >he thinks I'm OP >he thinks I'm a fedora Your reading comprehension is shit. What do you think "both" means? It means you're a separate person from the OP.
I am no retard.
>>28705 You don't know shit faggot.
03/22/15 (Sun) 11:42:27 No. 28827
>>28713 Are you
>>28668 ?
The post I'm replying to never said 'both' at any point. I think you got confused there nigger.
03/22/15 (Sun) 11:46:11 No. 28828
>>28638 >using your mod capcode to reply to normal posts because you crave the attention Full plebeian
Provur ## Board Volunteer 03/22/15 (Sun) 13:10:21 No. 28839
>>28828 There's a little thing called cookies, you moron
This guy... Rat-knaks 03/22/15 (Sun) 14:59:11 No. 28848
This seventeen year old virgin wizard is fucking adorable. His sygil (if it can even be called that) is something I used to feel good about drawing on my etcha-sketch as a little boy growing up in the slums of Westchester. Though I am new to the Fringe community, I think I will now make myself at home here. I would love to settle in w/ such glorious wizards as short haircut 5am boy here so I can read more of his brilliant wisdom. I do hope OP keeps posting. I have never in my life read such enlightened text. I once thought the Tibetan Monks I spent several weeks of meditation with were going to be the most enlightened and wise people I ever had the privilege to encounter. They topped the Lakota Medicine men I sat with at the Sundance out in Dakota in 98. But OP clearly has more knowledge in his excrement than all of those great masters put together in a blender. I do hope everyone here learns from this clearly wise and knowledgeable man. His wisdom is beyond all comprehension.
03/22/15 (Sun) 16:02:25 No. 28855
03/22/15 (Sun) 17:01:51 No. 28861
>>28839 Can you just ban edgelords? They're either here 'for the lulz' or to have fruitless conversation. They, and the Kybalion faggots are the cancer of this board.
Provur ## Board Volunteer 03/22/15 (Sun) 18:05:17 No. 28867
>>28861 Anybody who posts another thread similar to this one will receive a ban and their thread deleted.
03/22/15 (Sun) 20:11:02 No. 28887
>>28861 >ban edgelords and Kybalion fags If only you knew who owns this board…
## Board Owner 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:11:52 No. 28906
>>28867 Lock it please, don't delete it, threads get auto-purged at page 5 anyways if they have less than 10 posts.
Also never exceed a ban length of more than 1 day.
Tolerance is a virtue.
Relax, like pic related.
☻ 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:13:40 No. 28907
>>28827 >The post I'm replying to never said 'both' at any point. I think you got confused there nigger. MY post said "both" not yours.
!cPUZU5OGFs 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:13:55 No. 28908
testing
!7NKHRYrRzI 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:14:31 No. 28909
niggers
!WcOabcjNAM 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:20:01 No. 28912
>>28910 >'nam The flashbacks, they're happening all over again.
!Vyfxi/dpqw 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:20:31 No. 28913
Also, >that ABC
!CHXfX7dmeM 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:21:02 No. 28914
>>28913 lame
niggers nigger nignog niggity
!iJpcNkWL5U 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:21:35 No. 28915
Crackers gonna crack. Eat that watermelon boy.
!jvOL/DOwGk 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:22:40 No. 28917
sho' is good oh deary, I really should get myself some melons right now… actually I wonder if that would just fuck up my blood sugar levels hmmm
!bIffqtgKTg 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:23:04 No. 28918
Kill jews in self-defence and reclaim the stolen wealth.
!bIffqtgKTg 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:23:27 No. 28919
>>28918 >qt QT's are H'WITE and REDPILLED!
!bIffqtgKTg 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:23:43 No. 28920
KT's are bluepilled though/ I'm gonna defend myself if any count draculas come in here.
!bIffqtgKTg 03/22/15 (Sun) 21:24:25 No. 28922
wtf why isn't it changing any longer? mama, help!
03/22/15 (Sun) 21:24:59 No. 28923
newfigs can't ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻
03/22/15 (Sun) 21:27:59 No. 28924
☻ ☻☻ ☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ Newfigs can't smileforce.
03/22/15 (Sun) 21:29:01 No. 28925
☻ ☻☻ ☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ le wizard hat
03/22/15 (Sun) 21:29:38 No. 28926
☻ ☻☻ ☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ ☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻☻ eat dat watamelon boy
03/23/15 (Mon) 00:07:23 No. 28950
>>28907 >MY post said "both" So I wasn't replying to you. Why are you acting like I was?
You got dyslexia or some shit?
☻ 03/23/15 (Mon) 02:40:20 No. 28971
>>28950 You were replying to me.
☻ 03/23/15 (Mon) 02:43:34 No. 28972
Oh I see why you are confused now. You think Fedora OP means the OP of this thread and not the OP of another thread in which a Fedora was posting.
03/23/15 (Mon) 15:13:34 No. 29065
>>28972 Either way, not me. I don't post any threads here on fringe.
05/27/15 (Wed) 23:22:05 No. 41510
>>28918
Greatest self-help advice ever.
Sieg Heil, comrade!
SAGE! 05/28/15 (Thu) 00:21:04 No. 41517
>>28553
>>28556
>>28560
>>28566
>>28572
>>28573
>>28574
This faggot is still posting here?
Wow fuckoff bitch.
Don't power his sigil guys, this is a copypasta he made about a year ago, don't feed the thread anymore.
10/05/15 (Mon) 19:27:20 No. 55980
>>28553
>magic
>you people don't know shit
low quality b8
10/05/15 (Mon) 23:36:10 No. 56001
Really nice advice, done it, now I can stay on sauna for 30 minutes, going to be one of the best members of the Finnish sauna association.
10/05/15 (Mon) 23:57:14 No. 56002
>>28553
Wow, you're still here nigger?
After more than a fucking year?
Quebekr 10/06/15 (Tue) 15:22:48 No. 56033
>>28567
>>28563
>>28579
>>28589
>>28593
>>28622
>>28638
11/10 tread m8 would lel again.
I am a virgin, am poor as fuck, have a shitty dead end job, have completed no higher education, live whit roommates in a city and haven't accomplished anything noteworthy except smoke a lot of kush. None the less i'm basically the happiest mother fucker in town. My only tip is don't try to make yourself happy try to stop yourself from being sad.
>>tfw is young Aryan Quebecois guy who can'ed into basic Shamanism, Gnosticism, Buddhism, Paganism and psychedelic ego destruction.
As for op"s ritual if you think it's a good plan I suggest you read the tread again and think for a few minutes.
didi 10/06/15 (Tue) 16:26:17 No. 56040
>>56033
t a montreal mon gars?
Quebekr 10/06/15 (Tue) 19:27:01 No. 56050
non man chu rendu loin en osti, au west coast.
10/06/15 (Tue) 23:33:03 No. 56078
Actually, I recently had bacon, and quite a lot of it.