Every now and then, you are reminded of an obscure but obvious fact in life that you have been ignoring without realizing this. And when you are reminded, a wonderful thing happens. You now have the option to consider taking action upon the realization of this fact you had originally forgotten.
Here is the fact.
Quality threads are a waste of time. You need to leave quality threads and stop wasting time in your life. You need to stop posting constructive content. You need to stop holding civil discourse period.
I am going to leave good threads forever after I make this shitpost.
Think about it. Just consider shitposting for a second.
I'm not trying to be a big guy here. You know you need to get your dubs together. It shouldn't be a matter of oh yeah it would be nice if I could post epic maims. It should be a matter of ok i'm going to toast ebin maymays in this itt bread yolo.
Get your shitposts together and leave this slow boards.
All your upvotes you have ever made on this website have been deleted and don't even seem to exist anymore. Its like you never even upvoted to begin with. Stop putting time into posts that will not exist soon. Stop putting time into actual conversation and sharing ideas.
One day you will wish you had spent this prime shitposting time better.
If none of that will convince you then I at least expect you to read all this shit.
If you think you are filled with lulz and forever alone now it is NOTHING compared to how you will feel as you obtain wizard level. If you don't kill yourself now it only gets worse from here.