>Once there was supposedly a douche bag renegade angel
False. In the physical world, there's no known historical account in human history depicting an angel of non-physical appearance that rebels against an imaginary all-force known as god.
>Mongolian fly fishing board
Sure bud.
>contacting demons
You don't have to. Why ask demons for abilities you already have?
Since arrogance and ignorance yet again prevails in these spam/shill-esque threads, you are now given the opportunity to hear the truth.
The bible is not a historical account of human events that involves gods, heavens, angels and demons. Religion was a fundamental attempt at trying to understand human nature/psychology and the root of evil in the world. Judaism being the most metaphorical part of the cannon book series, speaks of characters and people that exhibit certain human behavior. By learning from the moral of these old stories, man had the chance to surpass his carnivorous, mammal and cruel behavioral habits that lead to death and suffering in the world.
It is possible that rabbi Yashua (if he ever existed), might have discovered the same universal truth as Buddha did, so he interpreted the old testament and tried to teach people of god's power through the use of Moses' original laws and mentions from the old books. To interpret the old or new testament as historical, accurate and non-fictitious, leads to fan club following behavior we are quite familiar with today thanks to anime.
Since it was unthinkable to tell people that they are literally the son of the devil and that the devil resides within their own mind, they used parables and fictional stories of the heavens to try and externalize the problems that they should really have internalized in order to defeat themselves. So hereby follows some truthful explanations of who is who:
Satan is the voice in the mind, the one that doubts, the one that tricks people into believing he is them. Being schizophrenic and listening to a voice inside the head is the majority of this world's people. They are followers of Satan, desire and emotional rationality.
Lucifer is a metaphor for the common man. By trying to steal the light of god, he fell through hubris to Satan's realm (fear, psychosis, guilt, shame, lies, deceit, murdering, stealing, etc.). Icarus also burned his wings flying too close to the sun.
Jesus is a metaphor for common man perfected. Thus Jesus and Lucifer share the same nickname several times in the holy books as the "morning star". These refer to two different states of man: man of Satan and man of God.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morning_Star
God, absence of Satan, absence of doubt and full faith in self realized abilities and powers. The individual uses the power of creation to manifest and implement a life for a god, thus the kingdom of heaven is readily available. Men of god doesn't need religion, know when people lie, and does not waste time on lower desire.
If you want to find Satan, you just have to ask yourself: "Who am I?"
The one who answers that question is not you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0esalhXcny0
Religion is mass psychosis. God wasn't real. The devil was behind your eyes this whole time. And where you find the devil is where you will find god, for: God created the devil.
Awaken thou god-man, for you have been deceived since the day you were insulted by the evil of this world. Forgive yourself, forgive your enemies, god forgives. Listen when people speak, speak so that you may be heard, god hears. Out of suffering comes stamina, stamina gives patience, patience gives knowledge, knowledge gives wisdom. To avoid suffering gives suffering. To conquer suffering gives wisdom of truth. So heed this one simple technique that will aid in your pursuits:
Sit down and do not move.
Focus on your breath and heart.
When it gets uncomfortable to remain seated, that is when the meditation starts.