I was alone masterbating and wondering about the nature of the universe when I realized in the law of duality that the path to achieve what I wanted could be manifested inside myself if only I desire a thing by depriving myself of it. I stopped masterbating until I wanted to masterbate really bad and one day when I went to take a shit, I realized I wanted love and that through loneliness, I could find it. Suddenly while on the toilet, I ass trail projected. During my experience, I gained great amounts of love and even wisdom out of my desire for it. Now I am an ascended masterbater and not even death can 5 stop me.