>"hey whitey, show us your eye-foo-nee thing again!"
why the fuck would I, you'll drain the battery and I'll spend the whole day recharging it
>"you be lying right? How can you talk to your wife, your wife not be here!"
no you retarded nigger, there's a phone shop right outside this jungle, I can give you directions if you want…
>"no whitey, no whitey, I ain't believin' you whitey, give me your eye-foo-neeeeh or you a lyin' tutu, you no lyin' tutu, right whitey?"
I don't have anything invested in you, you're just a random nigger off the street, I don't have any need to waste time on you, especially since my phone's battery is very low as is.
>I ain't believe no lyin' tutu, prove eye-fooooooooh-neeee real or me tribe be eatin you
Fucking hell, ok take this and play flappy bird while I take a piss
>ooooooh, shiny!
It's been an hour, give me back my phone.
>sure, I believe that eye-foooh-nees exist now and will check the sho-ohp thing thanks to you, wise man!
I really don't care, hey, why is the battery at 5%? It was fully charged when I…
>hello whitey
Hi, completely unrelated nigger
>we be from umbulalashaka's tribe, he say you have magical black stone, we want see magical black stone or else you lyin' tutu man
Oh, fuck off.
>KNEW IT
>FUCKING LYIN TUTU
>EYEFO NOT REAL
>magic btfo