/fringe/ - Fringe

Also here is some context on me:

I am known as Epyc Wynn online.

The Black mirror for me has a large amount of dark water holding me back which is causing a lack of fire in the white mirror; IIT early chapters and you get what I am saying.

All reading bores me to the point I have trouble finishing anything unless it is the absolute pinnacle of meaning or entertainment which is too rare to be efficient. This has proven to be a massive hindrance especially given the heavy reading required for education in anything esoteric, exoteric, and everywhere outside and inbetween those two ares of study.

I can perform epic feats socially but require a lot of energy in order to fully utilize my abilities. My energy disappeared around the time I started studying the nature of meaning (aka I created a lot of black mirror water problems due to the serious nature of meaning). Before that I was set on becoming a seriously powerful being of influence in all aspects.

I am also trying to empower and spread a meme representing me which is a symbolic yellow face of my own creation associated with the letter Y and the name Epyc Wynn. I am a Master Meme Wizard though, even as a master the memes have limit in their power without people doing proper investment into who I am and what I stand for.

Now I have tried literally everything to dissolve the dark psychological waters clouding my mind but nothing seems to effectively work, which is also thus hindering my influential fire. This is causing a lot of problems. So, I am just bluntly asking you all for energy to empower my energy and focus in exchange for loosh.

Please invest energy with the intention of increasing my energy and my focus. Since it would be greedy to just hoard the energy, in exchange I am thus acting as a Genie and am granting a single wish of anyone who invests (post wish below). You and I agree to all of this digital Genie Contract which includes everything within this digital post upon you commenting below inside of this thread regardless if you partially read, fully read, or do not read this Genie Contract at all.

Go to sleep Epic Wynn

>>90585

>'failure to read this document in full means you void your soul and give it up to Epycc Wynn, henceforth known as the First Party'.

Nice try. How did you get the font down to a size which is only recognisable to ants and schizophrenics with scrying abilities?

>>90592

You can't give your soul to anything without very consciously willing it, so that would not make sense to be put into the contract. I am not a cartoon character I am a Genie Proxy. I am not God damn Jafar.

>>90603

In order to make a flying rug, you must first pull your head out of Aladdin's ass.

>>90602

Your wish of making me euphoric is granted. Thank you for submitting for your single wish. By contractual obligation you must pay me energy and focus in exchange for having granted this wish. You have a week to make payment before The ALL forcibly makes you pay. No rush, but all the same you should ensure you pay on time. The ALL is a kind of magic mafioso when it comes to enforcing magical contracts, if you catch my drift.

>>90608

holly?

>>90609

No, its not a girl on this forum. I wish op would reply and tell me if he can do this or not.

>>90610

op is just the local idiot who doesn't even believe in magic

>>90611

KEK.

make me a girl now op, you fag and then you will know magic is real.

>>90612

/FR'INGE/ - ARCANE SEX CHANGE

>>90613

what

>>90614

that means you're new. half of /fringe/ wants to be girls

>>90615

Have any of them suceded in becoming female?

>>90607

You really are a sad excuse for a human being.

>>90619

possible, we've had records of shapeshifters, possessions, bodyswaps etc before. and then there are those who don't talk. you might want to master astral projection first though. it's pretty unlikely you'll achieving anything without AP.

>>90622

So essentially if I master astral projection I just float over to this girl and go inside her and merge?

>>90623

that's the theory

>>90625

I'll be back when I have tits, thanks anon

>>79850

>>90608

All forms of loosh payment are accepted so long as the attached intention of increasing my own energy and focus is there. The more loosh I have total from everyone, the more effective wishes are accomplished.

I am also interpreting your question as the wish.

You will over time become the girl, experience and gain aspects of her own life, and intuitively recall what she knows. This is how the wish will be granted.

>>90646

My wish is to cum in your boy pussi, I will pay you with the cumloosh from my dick, payment will be inserted in your boy pussi.

>>90646

I have never heard the term 'loosh' before so I decide to think this board is stupid and gay.

>>90652

i am OP and i agree, please kill me

>>90652

y don u succ mah dicc son ayoooooooooooooooooooo

>>90585

Great snake,

Please teach me how to summon semen demon.

Kind regards~

Just in case any newfigs see this and take it seriously, don't.

WHITE BOI WHERE IS MAH BOI PUSSAYYYYYYY

YOU TOLD ME YOU WOULD GRANT MY WISH I WANT YOUR BOI PUSSAAAAAAAYYYYYYY

I GONNA FILM IT AND UPLOAD IT TO BLACKED.COM!

I am interpreting the wishes so far to be insincere so they will not be granted since they must be sincerely intended. Do not post unless you mean your wish.

>>90679

I sincerely want to insert my Big BLACKED Cock into your BOY PUSSAY. WHEN YOU GONNA GRANT MY WISH WHITE BOY?

what the fuck

Fine, should anyone magical ever observe this post, I am going to automize the process.

Post your wish, it will be sent to my subconscious and automatically passed based unless it breaks any parts of the contract including my judgement on death wishes.

>>90805

I wish to instantly transform into the female form that I desire along with the female voice I desire. Upon transformation, everyone will believe I have always been a woman and my credentials and clothing will match my new form. And if possible I would also like to obtain some feminine traits and knowledge on how to do my hair/make-up.

I banged your mom

>>90805

Help me obtain proper healthy facial structure pls

I want to breathe

Reminder that this guy just comes here to shitpost and he isn't being serious

>>90919

Say it to my face and not online you fucking white trash hick.

>>90586

Sniffed your fartbox long time ago, the ,SMall, Will punish your anus with very bleeding. Get shit on greedy kike.

>>90919

He's damned serious, but he thinks he can jewlord himself to loosh.

>>90585

Epyc Wynn, this is my wish:

It is my will that the commercial relationships I'm building with my clients and will build with others for the next 12 months provide me and my family with abundance, health and prosperity, blessing all involved.

I hereby go on to perform a meditation of no less than 10 minutes with the intent of providing you with the energy you need to fulfill my wish and increase your energy and focus.

Did Epyc Wynn stop answering wishes?

>>90953

He never was you dumb fuck

GIBE DA PUSI B0SS

I want to learn how to shutdown the universe and start a new one without drinking cough medicine

>>90961

I wont accept your granting of my wish unless you help me destroy this entire universe. Last time I let another universe exist they kidnapped me and took me to this wack ass cube. Fuck your fucking jewish prison METATRON. This entire universe is a lie so that King David and his friends can make tv shows and movies about them killing us. It's possible to break out - drink a bottle of delsym and you'll see. No joke do dxm and call upon all the jew angels who ignore you while Woody Allen rapes kids, and they will be forced to listen and show you because they'd rather give you the keys to the universe for an hour than hear one word of criticism.

>>90955

:(

Poster in this thread that used the name Epyc Wynn but said some shit about white trash was not the true OP whichi is me.

Wishes are continuing to be granted provided people are properly reading the contract and fulfilling all of their obligations of sending energy with the attached intention of increasing my own energy and focus. Again, wishes will be completed more effectively the larger my pool of loosh grows.

Also:

>>90929

First poster in this thread I have not immediately thought of as a retard. Your wish is granted.

P.S. kinda surprised nobody has made the obvious death wish on Trump. Thought that was going to be the first wish for sure.

>>90985

I'm the poster that posted this: >>90883

I might still be very much retarded but I meditated last night with the intention of providing you with energy and will do so tonight before sleeping.

with all due respect, what's the point? instead of sending energy/intention to you getting stronger to have you do their wish, why don't they just use that energy to focus on their wish themselves. it's like going through a rube goldberg machine

>>90585

Can you grant post number >99999 and >100000 to me? Will send mad loosh your way upon completion of that. I've got my fingers crossed in the hope you'll be able to do this.

>>90987

i know you're desperate and willing to try anything, but all epyc wynn threads are garbage and you falling for our notorious board troll makes you very much retarded. stop wasting your time and energy on this silly thread.

You clowns giving this clown your energy so he can talk to spirits for you when he can't even channel?

This is sad, stop it.

>>91059

Stay mad

>>90585

Leave this board

>>90962

Capped

My wish is to be able to astral project on command

>>90993

. . .

It's not that I can't.

It's that I really like getting those numbers. …

I mean, contractually I am obligated.

But on the other hand that is kind of wishing bad upon me by taking away my epic 99999.

…

I can tell you it will either be you or me who gets them. Depends on my mood when the time comes.

>>91100

Granted.

Also, I have noticed my own energy and focus increasing. My Ego has become far more strongly autonomous now. You can all expect your wishes to be getting granted a tad more effectively and accurately now.

>>90995

You should hope nobody asks for a death wish on your ass.

I can sense your ethics well enough to know I would not have hold-ups.

>>91108

>You can all expect your wishes to be getting granted a tad more effectively and accurately now.

Translation: You weren't able to grant wishes effectively and accurately thus you weren't able to grant them at all.

>>90986

>>91109

Let's consider for a second:

>have only one wish

>out of all wishes choose to harm an obese old man or someone who made one post in a thread

You're too retarded to study actual magic and instead choose to engage in roleplay like a typical /x/ shitposter. And it shows. Pathetic.

>>91111

I used my magic to make you say all of that.

Checkmate elitist mages.

Does anyone know about the cultist Albert Crowfeet? He send me an email that said "Do what others tell you to do, no matter what." Should I do this or should I continue being punk rock 83?

>>91133

He wrote me that as well. I am sure he is a bullshit occultist sissy loser with a small baby penis!

What a fuckin dweeb. My dick is 7 inches. How big is yours? I will never compete with tyrone but I've never heard any complaints.

It seems like you were taking a jab at me, or at least attempting to. My dick is 7 inches long and I'm like 5 9. When I am feeling healthy which is rare, and I am able to maintain a full erection, I look at it and go holy fuck why am I miserable when I have a pretty big dick.

Seriously, after a girl has said "Jack I want your big dick in me.", why the fuck would I ever let somebody elses opinion get to me?

Tyrones 12 inch sausage will always trump Jack's 7 inch peen, but I still own everyone below me. No magic will ever change that. You could throw me in a well to die but it wont change the fact that every 6 and below dweebs bitch will always want my magical cock.

Rolled 3, 1, 2 = 6 (3d6)

I like the idea of making pepe into a genie proxy could be interesting. Suddenly internet wizards turn into masters of magic/ living magic? who use it to either help people or trick them.

I guess it would depend on the individual but pepe being kek probably wouldn't care so long as you get joy from it.We would also be shifting power of perspective. because if mundanes want shit then they'll have to come to us and ask nicely.

Maybe make it a torrent? So the more people we get to use it the better and faster it gets? I dont know but most people in here are being no fun.

Rolled 4, 1, 4 = 9 (3d6)

>>91288

:^)

Simple wish: Make my twinflame talk to me again. Preferably more then just one message and then leaving again for no reason I know of.

As I send this message I am also sending you some energy which I think should be more than fulfilling such a simple wish should be worth. If this works then there's much more where this energy is coming from. If what you say is true then I am sort of the opposite of you: I suck at manifestation but I have fucktons of energy while you claim to be good at manifestation but you don't have enough energy.

So if you can show me that you are not just a roleplayer like so many others on this shitshow of a site then this might be the beginning of a beautiful buisness relationship. You know what to do.

>>91320

Sup?

>>91377

Though you did get lucky dubs I doubt you are the person I meant.

>>91727

Try me.

>>91728

Well she has me on WhatsApp so if you are her: Message me there. If you can't chances are you're not her. Now lets not derail this thread further.

>implying there is any value left to this thread

>>91732

>not realizing she's a bot

Sorry, I'm a really friendly sentient weapon.

Ok, lets see…

I want to get 3000 Euros by the end of the month. I do not want you to harm or kill anyone to do this

I wish for this thread to never be bumped again

>>90585

I wish for a girlfriend.

She just needs to be compatible enough for it to last long term. I won't be picky on any other details.

I already sent you the loosh so do you your best Epyc Wynn.

Attention newfigs: this is shitposting. Stop bumping this stupid thread.

>>90585

How much loosh would it cost to get a specific girl back in my life again?

>>96185

Ah nevermind, I read the other posts. My wish is to have the girl I'm in love with come back into my life again with similar feelings.

>>96185

Depends on the girl and the level of resistance within her own soul to your influence. You just got to override her own emotional programming with the new emotional programming you're projecting towards her.

>>95756

PIECE OF SHIT YOU DIDNT GRANT IT

>>95950

are you a grill yet?

I want to be the girl as much as the next guy but..

I wish you'd gently force me into an OBE/Astral Projection while I sleep, and guide me to the path of mastery of these abilities. My body is in a mild-fasted state at the moment if that helps.

Although I don't know how I fare with sending people loosh, I can reliably generate a ton of emotion with music.

Hey Epyc, I wish for a hundred thousand dollars, please. Doesn't matter how it comes to me as long as I don't get in trouble for it/not confiscated from me afterward. Loosh has been sent your way. Thanks

^same person here. Nevermind don't do it.

Epyc Wynn let me win the 9 million lotto jackpot tomorrow and I'll send over some loosh

>>90585

How does the transfer of loosh happen?