>architecture for universal function is made by a tech company
>universe creation app is commoditized
>dumb kid makes our universe on his phone
>gets some spineless Jews to worship him and his terrible disposition
>kid is directly intervening in world until his mom calls him away for supper. Basic functions take over explaining the absence of much supernatural intervention or anomalies
>meanwhile app is running in background and farming him disciples through conversion and dissemination of his religion
>When he opens the app again we all get fucked up the ass
Think about it.