Chakra 08/03/15 (Mon) 03:09:01 No. 48656
How to fix my chakras?
I especially want higher crown chakra.
08/03/15 (Mon) 03:09:16 No. 48657
08/03/15 (Mon) 10:45:39 No. 48680
Damn my chakras are fucked up.
I should probably start doing something about it.
08/03/15 (Mon) 12:01:46 No. 48682
It's like I'm the only person who's ever done emotional alchemy and chakra opening meditations when I started on the wizard path.
Book of Knowledge by anonymous and IIH by Franz Bardon, both in the mega, Godspeed.
08/03/15 (Mon) 12:32:05 No. 48685
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Well well, not that bad. pretty average but they are kinda balanced.
I could also feel that the results are true.
>I sometimes forget about my root chakra (big mistake)
>Whenever astral traveling, dreaming, I can feel my throat chakra being the most active.
>I've been doing a lot of work on my third eye chakra. glad it's one of the most actives.
>I have had some vizualisations and dreams with a lot of symbolism about how I seperated my head from my body and tried to supress my emotions too much. This is probably why my heart chakra is under active.
>The sacral and the navel are open because I'm still quite young. Otherwise I don't pay much attention to them…
>I always regarded my crown chakra as something I'll do later on and didn't spent much time on it.
All in all the chakras I don't work with too much during my energy work are the ones being under actives or just open. Not surprising.
I really have to take my time with those chakra excercises.
08/03/15 (Mon) 13:02:08 No. 48689
>>48685
But I have no idea why my throat chakra is so active. I never actually cared about it…
Something to do with a past life maybe ?
08/03/15 (Mon) 13:10:44 No. 48690
What is this mundane bullshit thread even about?
Masturbation to some shitty test results? Please stop.
08/03/15 (Mon) 13:11:27 No. 48691
Goddamn this test is fucking worthless
08/03/15 (Mon) 13:16:37 No. 48693
>>48690
there is no questions about masturbation….
08/03/15 (Mon) 13:31:44 No. 48696
Chakras are real. This test is just crap.
08/03/15 (Mon) 14:15:57 No. 48703
08/03/15 (Mon) 15:04:31 No. 48707
8/10 would reincarnate again
08/03/15 (Mon) 16:19:45 No. 48713
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SAGE! 08/03/15 (Mon) 16:44:48 No. 48721
>>48693
There are also no questions about your intelligence.
08/03/15 (Mon) 19:35:04 No. 48738
The only one fully operational is my throat chakra. Amazing.
08/03/15 (Mon) 22:34:30 No. 48744
Root: open (19%)
Sacral: open (62%)
Navel: over-active (69%)
Heart: open (44%)
Throat: open (50%)
Third Eye: open (19%)
Crown: open (44%)
Pretty balanced, want to work on 3rd eye more currently though (I knew that even before the test).
08/03/15 (Mon) 23:13:53 No. 48747
The results of a celibate.
SAGE! 08/04/15 (Tue) 01:41:01 No. 48752
my heart root and navel and underactive and my throat is overactive and I would say it is right. but fuck this website, these tests are always retarded and worthless
08/04/15 (Tue) 06:48:17 No. 48778
>>48749
>Those tabs.
Anyway, here's mine.
S 08/04/15 (Tue) 12:11:12 No. 48809
Root: open (56%)
Sacral: under-active (0%)
Navel: open (62%)
Heart: open (31%)
Throat: open (56%)
Third Eye: open (44%)
Crown: open (50%)
Wtf. My sacral chakra is at zero percent? Zero?
Can someone tell me what this probably means? Am I dead?
08/04/15 (Tue) 16:32:44 No. 48837
>>48809
Its funny that you post this I did the test and had similar results all open and 0% Sacral but worry you can have negative percentages so 0% is ok.
08/04/15 (Tue) 21:23:56 No. 48863
Fruits of the greater LHP + Bardon the badass.
08/05/15 (Wed) 01:29:27 No. 48889
So basically everything under heart is goofed. Specially root.
08/05/15 (Wed) 03:07:11 No. 48893
So, apparently I'm doing pretty well, if this test is anywh. But there's one thing I don't get. I think my manipura chakra is a little dysfunctional. I'm confident of my worth and potential and my ability to exert will as I am. I can assert myself when it suits the situation, but I see very little results from cause/effect actions that would better myself. Instead, I seem to get the things I desire through convoluted sequences of events along with varying delays. My current life situation explains this pretty well.
I'm living in Canada with my girlfriend at her parents house in the middle of rural Alberta. This is because I met her cousin on a game I played in middle school. Back then, I wanted a healthy relationship and to live in nature and get the fuck out of the suburbs. 7 years later, here I am.
Am I walking a path I carved for myself before I got here? Or am I just a lucky bastard drifting along with the wind?
08/05/15 (Wed) 03:15:18 No. 48894
>>48656
>I especially want higher crown chakra.
Looking at the graph, perhaps you should consider strengthening your base.
08/05/15 (Wed) 03:24:31 No. 48895
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08/05/15 (Wed) 03:51:22 No. 48901
Words are violent.
Chakras are best visualized and felt as they bloom open in spirals of petals.
08/05/15 (Wed) 06:26:10 No. 48912
Honestly, this makes absolute sense for me.
How much I've moved around in life, and all the relationships I've made and broken off has made me kind of a wanderer, meaning that I don't have enough time to develop my heart and root chakras.
08/05/15 (Wed) 10:40:22 No. 48938
>>48895
You seem like the polar opposite of me. Here's mine
Root: open (50%)
Sacral: under-active (19%)
Navel: open (69%)
Heart: over-active (75%)
Throat: open (62%)
Third Eye: open (56%)
Crown: under-active (-6%)
08/05/15 (Wed) 21:23:59 No. 49005
Only girls flaunt over make-believe shit like this.
08/12/15 (Wed) 12:51:40 No. 49695
How fucked am I and how do I even begin to fix this?
08/13/15 (Thu) 00:28:31 No. 49747
my naval chakra is over-active cause im aggresive atm but how do i fix this 0%? lol
SAGE! 08/13/15 (Thu) 03:24:07 No. 49764
>im posting my egotistical charts of egotistical need/values
>am i special guys??? please tell me
08/13/15 (Thu) 09:59:07 No. 49797
don't know anything about chakras what does this mean?
08/13/15 (Thu) 13:47:28 No. 49818
>>49764
>hating on the ego
PUMP MY EGO UP MOTHERFRRICK
09/12/15 (Sat) 11:15:46 No. 53700
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>>48656
did I do good? (^:
09/12/15 (Sat) 21:39:19 No. 53772
I got +100% on my Root Chakra.
>Root: If this chakra is over-active, you may be very materialistic and greedy. You're probably obsessed with being secure and resist change.
How could I possibly get 100% if I said I definitely feel at home everywhere? How am I obsessed with being secure if I'm absolutely not concerned with feeling secure to the point that I feel at home no matter where I am and what's going on around me?
I disagree with the materialistic and greed implication as well, but the test didn't even ask questions related to possessions or materialistic desires, so that seems completely out of place. Perhaps the questions about understanding what you want were related to material desires, but that wasn't specified at all (I was thinking of a zen koan when I answered, "when hungry, eat; when tired, sleep.")
I felt like three of the results were reasonably accurate, and the rest were very inaccurate (the descriptions of what levels of activation meant being more inaccurate than the suggested activation levels).
This test is not very comprehensive, and leaves many questions too open to interpretation. It needs many more questions, which could be extremely similar to the ones already there but worded differently in order to be sure most are actually interpreted as intended. Alternatively, they could drastically broaden the meaning of the results. It does succeed in only a very general sense, and should be viewed as a vague indicator, not any kind of exact reflection of the state of any aspect of yourself.
09/13/15 (Sun) 08:42:36 No. 53810
here are my results. i think they are quite accurate
selfie attached aswell
09/13/15 (Sun) 16:15:21 No. 53845
>using a website to check your chakras
lol
Quebekr 09/14/15 (Mon) 02:28:20 No. 53878
>>53845
You can also learn a lot of hidden truths about yourself and your name whit websites its really epic.
http://en.nametests.com/test/what-does-your-name-truly-mean/311/
09/14/15 (Mon) 02:30:07 No. 53879
>>49764
Go troll pol. At least people here are trying to improve their life by focusing in themselves, not a bunch of poor dark skinned people.
Quebekr 09/14/15 (Mon) 02:33:11 No. 53880
>>53878
I ran a few tests on thor's name and was able to learn allot about thor while doing this. I understand what he is now. God bless 2015 and based internet name tests that are 100% true and accurate
didi 09/14/15 (Mon) 19:48:01 No. 53940
>>53880
Thor is heru / hanuman / jesus / yeshua.
09/14/15 (Mon) 19:58:19 No. 53944
>>53940
Tiphareth
Egyptian (Selection)—Asar, Ra, On, Hrumachis
Egyptian (Practical)—Ra
Hindu—Vishu-Hari-Krishna-Rama
Scandinavian—Balder
Greek—Iacchus, Apollo, Adonis, Dionysus, Bacchus
Roman—Apollo, Bacchus, Aurora
Christian—God the Son, Maker of fine Weather
And
Hod
Egyptian (Selection)—Anubis
Egyptian (Practical)—Thoth
Hindu—Hanuman
Scandinavian—Odin, Loki
Greek—Hermes
Roman—Mercury
Christian—God the Holy Ghost (as Comforter and Inspirer of Scripture), God the Healer of Plagues
—
At first I thought when people called you disinfo dindu was a joke, it seem to be true.
09/14/15 (Mon) 20:56:43 No. 53951
Download "The Way to a Vibrant Health" by Alexander Lowen and do his exercises involving the legs to give power to your root chakra.
http://bookzz.org/book/2374642/8effbc
09/14/15 (Mon) 23:53:00 No. 53956
But I'm way too nice to people.
09/15/15 (Tue) 17:02:04 No. 54002
>>53956
Maybe you're not nice to yourself, or nature, or or or
09/18/15 (Fri) 01:31:21 No. 54281
>>48656
>How to fix my chakras?
Being a complete Neophyte myself I'd also like to ask this question.
In particular how do I fix a chakra with blockage/damage?
didi 09/18/15 (Fri) 14:08:36 No. 54352
>>54281
address the emotional hangups related to them
example: fucked up blue throat chakra means you aren't expressing yourself enough, you're repressing you own creativity or flow - it's to do with waters, liquid, aka thyroid gland - you're stagnating in a specific context.
09/18/15 (Fri) 17:57:33 No. 54405
>>48682
emotional alchemy
Please expound on this, I've read tons about it but in the moment can never get it right
11/09/15 (Mon) 15:56:12 No. 60091
Root: under-active (-12%)
Sacral: under-active (-12%)
Navel: under-active (0%)
Heart: open (19%)
Throat: open (38%)
Third Eye: open (38%)
Crown: open (25%)
These results make sense for me. But I'm guessing results like mine are to be expected of a perma virgin
11/09/15 (Mon) 17:37:51 No. 60095
>>48656
It's broken. It doesn't accept the same answer to every question. This will only tell you are diseased no matter what.
11/10/15 (Tue) 01:01:59 No. 60150
It seems to me like it's "be a doormat or your chakras are unbalanced."
Can I get a comment or a guess at what my personality is like? I have no idea what this means.
11/10/15 (Tue) 01:02:15 No. 60151
>>60150
fugg, forgot to attach
11/10/15 (Tue) 02:46:28 No. 60162
>>60150
>>60151
I got good heart from just answering that I cared about people. Perhaps you are not so loving as you may think.
11/10/15 (Tue) 03:00:48 No. 60163
god damn I wonder how close this is to a paranoid schizophrenic
Sahil 11/10/15 (Tue) 05:10:28 No. 60180
Here are my results, what do these mean?
11/21/15 (Sat) 01:27:54 No. 61532
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My god do I need to save myself.
And I'm insanely sexual, it's just that I don't get to express it much (read: at all). I doubt it's underactive so much as it is overactive. I honestly feel a discomforting pressure there a lot of times.
11/21/15 (Sat) 05:28:39 No. 61556
Can someone explain this to me i'm kinda new to this stuff
11/21/15 (Sat) 19:00:49 No. 61589
I don't know a shit about chakras. Being opened is good? And how to improve the heart part?
11/21/15 (Sat) 23:51:51 No. 61606
Personally I don't see 'over-active' here being a bad thing, considering how my life is currently (for whatever the accuracy of this test is, that is.)
Also any tips on working on the lower chakra's? I've had the feeling i've been mismanaging those even before this test.
Kru !bqNTtjs6XQ 11/22/15 (Sun) 16:04:42 No. 61656
1) Don't worry about silly results of a thing like this.
2) Opening your chakras is simple. Meditate on them.
Advanced-ish) Figure out something that can let you release your emotions.
Singing might do it.
I encounted a version of the hare krishna chant that was a lament, a cry for re-unity with god/our dicision. I used this to work through my chakras. With each one, I envisioned the traumas that blocked each one, and lamented the perception that it gave me of being separated from god.
I worked through 1 repetition for each chakra with the negative aspect, then 1 repetition imagining all the positive things for which I'm so grateful that one as "unworthy" as I could be blessed. Then I imagined, for a final repetition, all 8 chakras working in harmony.
This released much of my emotional tension, made me cry, etc.
From there, you can do this release when you need it, or just meditate on the chakras, what you'd like to do with them. Find the art that appeals to you most, and incorporate it into your practice. If you wish, find a deity of sorts to help you, the one that appeals to you most.
Namaste.
11/22/15 (Sun) 23:49:10 No. 61685
>>61563
How the fuck
Also there's mine.
11/23/15 (Mon) 20:58:01 No. 61773
>>49695
Oh god. I don't know why but I feel you are adorable.
Gucci Bane 02/24/16 (Wed) 10:24:48 No. 71203
Getting there, getting there.
Gucci Bane 02/24/16 (Wed) 10:31:49 No. 71204
>>71203
Looking at this thread I can't help but think that /fringe/ attracts both extremely fucked up individuals and very advanced and hyper-aware people.
One group tries to create "magical" illusions in order to improve their lives, the other tries to DESTROY every kind of illusion.
Gucci Bane 02/24/16 (Wed) 10:38:42 No. 71205
>>71204
An advice to people that fall in the first category: improve your health, improve your physical fitness (lift, stretch and MOVE!), learn how sell so you won't have any money problem while studying and practicing (it all comes down to emotions, read William Walker Atkinson book on successful salesmanship), learn how to read people intuitively and give them exactly what they want, mundane life will be much easier this way.
Also, psychedelics are great to shatter illusions. Meditate on the in a dark room until there is no illusion left to destroy.
02/25/16 (Thu) 10:27:03 No. 71245
I masturbate, and think about nothing, but sex.
02/25/16 (Thu) 22:19:47 No. 71267
These tests never work because the questions are usually flawed. Plus this is chakra points we're talking about. A single questionaire wont tell you which chakras are active or not
02/26/16 (Fri) 04:34:45 No. 71276
>>71245
How do channel my sacral up, and down?
02/26/16 (Fri) 07:25:21 No. 71279
>>53772
take the enegram test for better explaniations, but i guess you will get Enegram 8 with 7th Wing
02/26/16 (Fri) 11:13:22 No. 71282
02/27/16 (Sat) 21:10:32 No. 71352
>>71282
Put your hands in your lap, palms up, on top of each other. Left hand underneath, its palm touching the back of the fingers of the right hand. The tips of the thumbs touch gently.
Concentrate on the Sacral chakra at the sacral bone (on the lower back).
Chant the sound VAM.
The 2nd one its focused on Intimacy and Pleasure, so if you want to open up focus on been more Vulnerable tot he world in a positive way, the oposite or the way to fuck it up will be Appear as sassy/arrogant/perfect to others and even lying to yourself that been an angsty Know it all pretentious fagot its the way to live, people of all ages (right now specially woman) are prone to be hurt in love, and their aparent "resolution" is to close the door of your hearth in order to never be hurt again, and while it does prevent been hurt it also prevents building long lasting relationships in an Intimate way, Open the door of your heart and you will rise up your Sacral Chakra.
The other side of the coin its just plain old pleasure, like huges and kisses, but mostly love and masturbation, not in the sence that you dont over do it, but that you learn to do it without any guilt. a lot of /d/eviant love their fetish but after they came buckets then fall in a guilt trip, if you are one of those, learn to embrace it instead of shame yourself.
So far thats the 2 more common obstacles for the 2nd one, but if you provide more info about yourself i may give a more fitted method for you.
sage tipp SAGE! 02/28/16 (Sun) 00:28:02 No. 71367
Root:open(25%)
Sacral:open(50%)
Navel:open(50%)
Heart:open(69%)
Throat:open(50%)
Third Eye:over-active(81%)
Crown:over-active(94%)
tipp SAGE! 02/28/16 (Sun) 00:38:32 No. 71368
>>54458
>>71367
Glorious success.
tipp SAGE! 02/28/16 (Sun) 00:57:31 No. 71370
Posted for reference, few years ago I did almost as bad as pepe except for third eye.
Got to start somewhere.
I would say the test is fairly accurate.
Anyone that want to improve lower three and in turn the rest do >>70981 meditation.
Gucci Bane 02/28/16 (Sun) 06:43:03 No. 71384
Fixing imbalance.
Charming Kundalini.
Energy work for a better life.
vrilerinnen 03/01/16 (Tue) 22:02:59 No. 71561
03/08/16 (Tue) 15:28:47 No. 72056
>>48656
>http://www.eclecticenergies.com/chakras/chakraevaltest.php
“There is great art in the use of the swung crystal (suspended on a string like a pendulum). You would do well to work with the unpowerful crystals in ascertaining not only the physical major energy centres (the 7 major chakras of the aetheric body) but also the physical secondary and tertiary energy centres (the minor chakras of the aetheric body). You may use any dangling weight of symmetrical form, for your purpose is not to disturb or manipulate these energy centres but merely to locate them and become aware of what they feel like when in a balanced state and when in an unbalanced or blocked state.”
“The circular motion (clockwise or counter-clockwise) shows an unblocked energy centre, however some entities are polarized the reverse of others and, therefore, it is well to test the form of normal energy spirals. The test is done by first holding the weight (crystal) over your own hand and observing your particular configuration. Then using the other-self’s hand, repeat the procedure.”
“The weak back-and-forth (linear) motion indicates a partial blockage although not a complete blockage. The strong back-and-forth motion indicates the reverse of blockage, which is over-stimulation of a chakra or energy centre, which is occurring in order to attempt to balance some difficulty in body or mind complex activity. This condition is not helpful to the entity, as it is unbalanced.”
an empiric way of checking out chakra balance. To hell with questionnaires.
swing pendulum above chakra.
If rotation = balanced
If swining back and forth = unbalanced
The crown cannot be balanced because it is the result of the 6 others.
Refrain from working non-linearly with the balancing of chakras. Bit by bit. The 3rd density lesson sits greatly in yellow ray blockage.
03/09/16 (Wed) 10:41:31 No. 72094
no i'm not that bad of a person
03/10/16 (Thu) 03:20:24 No. 72129
Pretty accurate summation of my strengths and weaknesses for a computer algorithm
I wonder what steps I can take to even this out a little…
03/10/16 (Thu) 06:28:20 No. 72132
>>72129
massage your balls while in a hot bathtub
your circulation down there sucks
or examine your balls under a strong light, you'll see them rotting
thank me later
03/22/16 (Tue) 01:39:45 No. 72956
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How do I fix this heart problem?
03/22/16 (Tue) 02:28:16 No. 72957
>>72132
>or examine your balls under a strong light, you'll see them rotting
Wait what?