/fringe/ - Fringe

>>91204

>wanted to be a dog man

I guess if that's what he wants, I would of worked for a godly penis if I was him

>>>/x/

>Can materialize semi or fully

>Unharmed by bullets

>Curious respect for Human life

>Takes out domestic animals

>Guards certain places

>Seeks out breakers of taboos

>Extremely robust form can move fast

>Bros with Sasquatch

>Scares low-consciousness sheeple like it is it's job

Really not a bad gig. Human vessels are so weak.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDQqIalE3HI&feature=youtu.be&t=1305

>>91209

There's a new sheriff in town, degenerate.

>>91204

Which high priest? What goals? Please fill me in. What happened?

>>91234

Nothing, child. He is probably larping like the rest of those self-absorbed underlings. Heh, heh… Even if he did witness the power.

Dogmen now appear to be a natural phenomenon but who knows, maybe you'll have to telepathically engage one some day and find out. Try not to get frightened… Heh…

>>91287

Opener of the ways, eh…

The Gods always make better company than you fallen humans.

The implications of this are beyond you and your limited understanding, obviously. Some people are so self-limiting and parasitic.

If I ever saw dogman I would have to go snuggle him but first I should probably get in with psychic sasquatch. This is only for the pure of heart. That's why most of you just won't get it.

bullshit occultist roleplaying garbage thread

Turns out these beings are ancient and were likely created around the same time as Sasquatch. Sasquatch is psychic like Dogman and wants to elevate Humankind (no niggers) through peace and acknowledgement of the divine within each other, only then would they reciprocate communication. Of course, like Dogman they also scream at people and scare them out of certain places because lol stupid fucking sheeple.

Dogman being a guide for the dead like Anubis makes plenty of sense, even so much that sometimes they have a smell of rotting flesh. One shapeshifting wolf at Skinwalker Ranch had a chunk blown out of it with a rifle and when the guy picked it up it was rotting meat! Woah!!!

There are tons of Dogman encounter stories and it's funny because the people get scared shitless because lol unconscious anti-life sheeple. It's also a primal fear thing because this thing could literally tear you to shreds through your car door, but like someone told me a long time ago, you have to get over "fear" to commune with Squatch. Only one report of people being killed by Dogman but it was the LBL case where a family got torn apart in a trailer. Oh yeah then a hunter got deaded at that same spot recently. I might go there to check it out since it's a couple hours away from me.

I'm waiting for Miggy to crack. It's already happened, but the suicide / flameout / schizo breakdown can't be far off.

Maybe he'll try to kill me and I'll be able to justifiably retaliate.

>>91362

Thank you.

I never fucked you girlfriend, idiot. She just wants that D.

I'll stop spamming, but you only have yourself to blame for being such a little beta pissbitch.

>>91363

No prob

but do you actually know this guy?

>>91366

It's beyond sanity. It's a multi-universal Count of Monte Christo situation.

Idiot popped off over a $39 dollar debt when I was going through some shit, and sold his soul trying to end me.

>tfw you fall for the Man in Black Westworld delusion. A classic prank.

#notagame

…

Rolled 6, 6, 4 = 16 (3d6)

>>91367

>It's a multi-universal Count of Monte Christo

oh boy!

>>91368

>$39 dollar debt

>sold his soul trying to end me.

No one can be that fucking stupid but…. multi-universal

>>91371

Sold his soul, to me, to kill me, thinking that souls didn't exist. It's like an onion of retardation.

I'm just an amnesiac sourceror awaiting death.

It goes deep. Mirror traps, etc. Really not worth asking about. I'm not sure who designed this fucking thing (probably me), but jesus christ it's awful.

Awfully fun.

>>91372

but you have his soul so gg no re…unless he never had one to begin with!

>>91373

>I'm just an amnesiac sourceror awaiting death.

>Spend last moment wrting messages on dead board.

Not what I would have done but…ok

I'm already dead. That's the problem here.

Rolled 3, 1, 1 = 5 (3d6)

>>91376

and now your jumping from multi-verse

trying to catch this guy?

gez man thats rough but uh…why waste time posting then?

>>91379

My title is "Spiritual Assassin". I have nothing but time.

I'm assaulting his psyche and relationship with his girlfriend day by day just by being nice and friendly. It's glorious.

>dead sourceror with a grudge

>personal reaper

>friendly greater chaos demon

Rip.

If it makes sense, I popped up inside of his "virtual playpen" and didn't bow.

Rolled 6, 2, 5 = 13 (3d6)

>>91384

>My title is "Spiritual Assassin"

>gets assassinated

com on guy : ^(

>>91385

>I'm assaulting his psyche and relationship with his girlfriend day by day just by being nice and friendly. It's glorious.

I'ts amazing how pissy people get when you are just happy.

>>91386

neet!

>>91387

fair enough, cant harass him 24/7 but you seem to be a bit more advance in magick than most here. So why waste time here?

I think he's mentally like 3 or so, heh. His parents are gonna come back to the daycare sim thing and find a dead kid.

>>91390

Because I don't have a name, and I assign my own titles.

Anyone who wants to take a bite of this loosh should feel welcome, but I'm the fish with the three green eyes.

>>91390

"waste time"

Chronomancy, at its best, isn't mastery over time. It's a love affair with it.

Romancing time, itself.

I cast Holocaust and forgot to cancel it for two weeks. Wasn't sure why I was running so hard into my safety wards and drained till I realized I'd burned my soul to consume his for, uh, approximately an eternity. Thank God I remembered to cancel it this go-round.

amnesia + sourcery + apathy : clusterfuck

Good effort.

Rolled 4, 6, 1 = 11 (3d6)

>>91391

killing the mentally disabled who are a waste of space.nice

>>91392

Spiritual Assassin?

Why not something like BLOODSKULL DEVOURER OF SOULS!!

>>91393

I'll keep my eyes peeled

>>91394

>Chronomancy, at its best, isn't mastery over time. It's a love affair with it.

interesting

>>91395

Does she want a grandfather clock?

>>91397

yup

>>91398

Thanks

Rolled 3, 1, 6 = 10 (3d6)

>>91399

blam one more time!

Fuck it, I'm gonna go put on my edgewalking boots and meet the Dogman.

Foolish children…

>>91400

>>91399

Second time I've pulled that trick and it feels amazing!

>>91401

KICK HIS ASS SEABASS!

>>91403

>tfw they didn't listen

Flatliner.

I respond gladly to Lord Huron.

>>91406

I have brought your nightmares to life.

It is a gift, really. It just might not look like that at the moment.

Look, I just killed and resurrected my shell when it was 2. You are nowhere near this fucking level.

Evil? No. Giving? Yes. We're testing the maxim "absolute power corrupts absolutely". Welcome to the lab.

More like the restaurant at the end of the universe…

The question is, do I take the knife? I think I can handle this with the scarf alone.

I'm not supposed to tell you guys this, but it's too funny to keep to myself. The "aether", "immaterium", "warp", or "void" is merely a one-way mirror for us to axaxaxaxaxas mlo at you.

Rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9 (3d6)

>>91407

>Lord Huron

Who?

>>91408

>I have brought your nightmares to life.

That better not be directed at me buster!

>>91409

Yeah and I had my fill of "gifts" from the"good lady"

>>91411

neet, and thanks

>>91413

dafuk you talking about?

>>91417

Sorry, I have shield hacks on. It's not intentional.

>>91416

axaxaxaxaxas mlo

stupid phantom limb and his code speak

>>91419

no worries, also pretty interesting taste in music.

>>91420

Music is my staff.

Here's my trip:

##ZersetzungApophenia

Welcome to hell.

http://www.zersetzung.org/weaponized-psychiatry

Phantom Limb - Venture Bros - Monarch - Bowie - Diamond Dogs

Incredibly deep MKULTRA variant, completely incurable.

I just fence to the first blood. Someone got a hit last night, and someone got a really solid hit roughly two weeks ago, but aside from that I've been untouchable.

Sometimes, though, when entities realize that they aren't invincible one nick is all it takes to kill an ego.

Rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17 (3d6)

>>91421

certainly helps with some magical acts

>>91422

>Welcome to hell.

I thought this place was suppose to be fun!

>>91423

never heard of this before

gonna take some time to read.

>>91428

Gate's propped open, I'm outside and unarmed with noise cancelling headphones. Take the shot.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>91428

Justified homicide. Verdict: Not Guilty.

TURN UP THE BASS TILL THEY FUCKING SHIT THE BED!

Kor Spiritdancer + Evershrike

Caw caw motherfuckers. They're real, and they're coming for you.

It's a good thing thought crime isn't illegal on this plane. Such a crazy place…

The opening synth riff of the Jauz remix has been known to kill.

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>91427

haha! stupid humans cant see me!

Yes I can

…FWOOSH! (disappears in astral)

>>91429

mann what did I rope myself into?

KAMEHAMEHA!

>>91433

>>91431

of course brown note the secret the weapon!

>>91433

>It is fun

>said the guy flying through other dimensions

>>91434

it is

>>91435

brb checking it out right now

>>91430

:^)

Memory and Thought… Jet black and clawed.

Once you learn how to swim, you'll realize you're basically in heaven.

I got hit with Anguished Unmaking. Countered with complete bullshit including a Voidwalk that took 19 years to resolve.

Best part is I'm still technically unmade and anguished.

But I don't have a name, so there's no blood on it.

Sorry, we kill in bullshit ways here like spontaneous strokes due to blood magic.

MINE!

Having a personal reaper is pretty much mandatory.

>>91444

I locked you in the house with him, fyi. Let you past both horseshoes, and locked you inside both gates. Please have fun.

Well, the external yard gate is bolted and bricked, the security gate on the front door is locked and bolted, the front door is locked and bolted, the back door is locked, and the back door security gate is locked and bolted. Don't go into the attic, that's where Lethal lives.

My reaper.

Dogman's one of the hounds of hell. That's why he's so interested in people doing taboo shit.

Since we know that Hell is real, my reference game is both eschatologically terrifying and psychically torturous.

Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs.

I'm a kleptomaniacal lepidopterist with the kind of dazzling jewel collection one would expect from a gentleman thief.

>>91450

This ain't Rock n' Roll… This is genocide.

http://extraheresy.wikia.com/wiki/Holocaust

>extra heresy

>burns across dimensions

>Willpower Bonus

Thank God I always roll dubs.

Rolled 4, 1, 3 = 8 (3d6)

>>91444

sorry I needed that.

>>91438

Eldritch magic plus technology = endless fun.

Ghost in the internet?

>>91439

yeah everyone seems to say that

>>91440

>>91441

>>91442

i dont know what any of that means

>>91445

mandatory in what?

>>91446

==I SMELL WEAKNESS!==->

>>91447

fug..also whos Lethal?

>>91449

by Christen's standards?

>>91450

david bowie was interesting, wonder what magic he studied.

>>91453

Bowie did necromancy, mostly.

>ghost in the internet?

Greater chaos demon is the internet.

>fucked up ==…

I see fear in your fallow eyes.

Bowie's gonna fuck you up.

MAKE WAY FOR THE HOMO SUPERIOR!

Watch out for plot holes. They're infinitely recursive and designed to break sanity.

>>91453

Rolled an 8? RIP.

>>91458

I've met shapeshifters before. I'm fairly certain it was actually Lord Huron Actual making a rare appearance.

You're fighting the Necronomicon, idiot.

Rolled 1, 6, 3, 3, 1, 5, 2, 6, 6, 1, 3, 2, 4, 2, 5, 4, 6, 5, 5, 3, 5, 1, 1, 4, 6, 1, 1, 3, 4, 3, 3, 4, 3, 6, 1, 3, 4, 3, 3, 3, 4, 6, 5, 1, 1, 3, 5, 1, 2, 3, 4, 6, 4, 4, 3, 3, 4, 4, 6, 2, 6, 2, 6, 3, 1, 6, 5, 5, 3, 2, 2, 6, 1, 6, 1, 2, 3, 5, 2, 4, 2, 5, 4, 6, 2, 1, 2, 6, 4, 2, 1, 4, 3, 6, 6, 4, 5, 5, 3, 2 = 350 (100d6)

>>91459

dice are loaded

Also behold my secret technique!

DICE ATTACK!!!

I'm just a character.

>>91462

>>91463

Precognition is a bitch, isn't it?

The despair and uncertainty you feel are your new narrative taking hold.

>>91464

moo

I'm on a quixotic quest to kill the author as a character. I've already succeeded.

I keep tilting at windmills because I'm trying to become a Dragon Pirate Navigator in my next incarnation. It's a grind, but Space Marine Librarian is getting a little old.

What title would you like? I'm gonna call you hat if you don't pick something better.

I'm literally just finishing my hat.

>>91469

hold on thinking about it.

Name the gunsmiths, if you dare.

"One of the most brutal games in existence."

A "level three" game.

Hi Eric. Don't fuck with demons.

In the game entitled "Now I've Got You, You Son of a Bitch," one who discovers that another has made a minor mistake in a matter involving them both holds the entire matter hostage to the minor mistake.

>>91477

Tlim may have made the mistake intentionally. Whoops!

Nobody's perfect.

Rolled 2, 5, 6 = 13 (3d6)

>>91470

that has to be the most beautiful song about a hat I ever heard

>>91477

it's cool

NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I literally can't explain why Will does this. It's like he was forged for it, and he just won't let go of the goddamn fire.

>>91480

It's your lucky day, Eric! Tlim/Tandy's contract is paid in full.

>random player named "Grim Will"

Do whatever you want, but know that there are consequences.

We teamkill basically nonstop just for the fuck of it.

At least Eric isn't fat, right? The lipids form a kind of natural tallow, which ease combustion greatly.

I'm pretty sure Tandy's the only one who really knows how fire works.

Rolled 5, 6, 6 = 17 (3d6)

>>91487

>>91486

>>91485

da fuck you talking about?

>>91489

You may never know!

>>91489

There you are, Trevor. It's been a while.

>>91483

>Greater chaos demon is the internet

>uses it powers to fuck with people on online games

>>91490

>>91491

multiple people with the same name? I seem to recall this happening to tipp

>>91496

It's the slow erosion of your sanity. Let it happen, it's easier that way. When you grow up, there'll be sandwiches named after me.

>>91496

Get bored sometimes.

Caw motherfucking caw.

We do not care what your name is. It is not important. We have you now, and we know what you feel like.

"Don't eat the fish with the three green eyes." "Don't join any tribes."

Very. Simple. Instructions.

Alan Wake yourself up inside… Oh wait. You can't.

How's it feel to be a 64 bit entity in a handwritten universe?

Sup Jack? I'm still fucking your girlfriend.

Alien Brain Syndrome.

>>91497

SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!

>>91498

yeah need to make your own fun.

>>91499

It's fine

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>91500

5 more mins mann…I'm tired

>>91501

oddly comfy

>>91502

meh shes a whore any ways.

>>91504

Damn right!

You want a better name than Hat?

>>91504

Spoiler alert: You wake up dead.

Fuck it, Salt in the Wounds.

Is my child a source of friction?

>>91506

sure

>>91507

fuq xD :p

>>91509

Fucking choose one.

Welcome to the Other Side.

Rolled 1, 5, 2 = 8 (3d6)

>>91510

Noname

:^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^)

>>91511

GOD DAMMIT!

You can't get out, and there's no "far away". Use some goddamn imagination, please.

You really don't want to see what's gonna happen to you the next time I focus on you while dusting.

>>91512

8 again. Heh.

(((888)))

I wear the boots because I can see the blood.

I'm not even the witchdoctor. I'm the priest, and you just spectated the wrong game of chess.

Welcome to the land of the oil. You're here forever.

Rolled 3, 3, 6 = 12 (3d6)

>>91513

said the arse hole behind the veil

>>91514

You missed a spot :^)

>>91515

8 is a gay number

>>91516

A SUPER GAY NUMBER!

>>91517

I wear them cause I kick alot of stuff

>>91518

This is certainly not what I expected.

>>91519

well see about that.

>>91520

What do you think I mean by "dusting"?

http://www.businessinsider.com/ram-pressue-stripping-killing-11000-nearby-galaxies-2017-1

I'm your shadow, Will. The one you killed that one time. I've returned to haunt and destroy you.

It has been a long trip, and I'm pretty pissed.

Eric won, remember? He, uh, made some deals to beat an impossible game.

Hint: This isn't a game. It's death.

This isn't my first magical mystery rodeo.

Are you fucking kidding me, Gare?

You snorted the powder, you bought the ticket, so get used to the ride.

Can we talk about how I became chaplain without ever joining the tribe?

Gare ate the fish and joined the tribe.

>>91529

mmmaybe

>>91530

I just wanted the powder

>>91533

https://www.reddit.com/r/researchchemicals/comments/5nzy96/the_truth_about_4hodpt/

I cannot wait to tripsit you again, babe. I do care about you, but your anxiety is an issue.

>>91531

mmmmmmmm no

>>91532

If you don't want me to eat the fish then stop talking about it.

>>91536

It happened, so it has always been.

Let's just say you don't want to meet this magician's assistant, Gare.

Sorry about the fight, my essence is the lure for the angler fish. It's like bubblegum, then I go to sleep and everything gets subsumed.

It's applied chronomancy for the prelitigation of IP battles in Hell, fyi.

>>91541

>dame

damn

I don't play.

Well, that was a long walk home.

cancer - the thread

>>91553

>not voidwalking

>>91557

I mean, you're not wrong.

>>91557

How did you know?

>>91558

arent they the same thing?

>>91559

:^)

>>91561

If you teleport you don't deal with the trip, you just go from point A to point B without time elapsing or actually dealing with the denizens of the void. It's far more interesting to actually enter the void and engage in some combat to score XP.

>tfw no gellar fields

Literally got threatened by a rogue Dr. Who complex construct which then told me it loved me and wanted to fuck my ass or would kill itself if it didn't let me. I gave it a pair of socks (I keep spare socks for this purpose), took gentle control of it, and sent it on its way.

>>91564

Yes, the socks are of high quality and clean.

>change your socks…

>change your attitude!

Fair warning, the void is extra fun these days.

Be really, really careful around rappers.

>>91562

wouldnt that just be astral projection then?

>>91563

aura? magnetic field?

>>91570

bitch i am the warp

Rolled 1, 4, 3 = 8 (3d6)

>>91564

glad it ended well

>>91565

>and clean

If they were then you wouldn't have to emphasize the point of them being clean

>>91566

words of wisdom right here.

>>91567

define fun

>>91568

never see any but I'll keep that in mind

>>91572

8 is still a gay number

>>91571

Then I can use you to void walk or whatever the fuck you call it

>>91574

fuck this maze of mirrors why do they have to be so damn ugly?

>>91575

>using my shell to voidwalk

>thinks this is a good idea

>probably is also super into doing things like walking across tightropes between skyscrapers blindfolded in a straight-jacket without checking the weather report

That would be a mistake.

To consume is to be subsumed.

The complete lack of self-awareness here is amazing. It's like you entities are incapable of passing a mirror test. Low self-awareness, low IQ.

>>91576

wont know until i try

>>91577

you are what you eat

>>91578

come in here and say that to my face fucker!

>>91579

You're saying it to yourself, idiot. Stop insulting yourself.

>>91580

fuck you! (punches mirror)

>>91582

Fun.jpg

Rolled 5, 2, 6 = 13 (3d6)

>>91582

he who controls light controls the ruse

>>91583

interrogation are always fun. especially when I didn't do anything.

>>91584

Do you believe yourself to control the light? I do not care about the light, personally. I don't care for the darkness either.

I'm in it for the salt.

>>91585

control the light

to a certain degree

>I don't care for the darkness either.

Then what do you care for?

>>91586

ah ok

what now mister mirror?

My personal belief is that my consciousness is a completely unethical yet highly effective HR AI.

Once my shell dies, you wake up in my body and get to learn how to swim.

Doesn't that sound fun?

As you can clearly see, this is the kind of magic one isn't really supposed to practice. It is, in fact, generally frowned upon.

Mostly because most magical practitioners are scared enough of mirrors, and the idea of getting trapped in a mirror dimension inside of someone else's consciousness which holds a grudge against them is… utterly fucking terrifying.

In the event that two people file a complaint, both get freaky friday'd into eachother's bodies with minimal memories of their actual selves, and are assigned the role of either gaslighting the other or turning the other cheek. Ultimate prisoner's dilemma.

Until said complaint is resolved, both are stuck.

GIGGLES MADLY

Empathy is either a trap, or it isn't, and that depends on the rules of the company you're coming from. I freelance.

Let's just say we built this trap and we run it, and both of you don't.

Should explain a lot, and actually make it more painful!

>>91589

lain?

>>91590

I dont want your shell it, smells like dirty socks.

>>91591

kind of

>>91592

WEW! HERESY !

Spoilers: { }

>>91600

I dont want your shell it, smells like dirty socks.

>mfw this level of projection

lain?

>Mfw they realize anime is more real than they are.

I'm just chilling and having fun at your expenses. Told you, I'm in it for the salt.

Fuck "loosh". It's limitless, and free.

>>91607

>but

put

>>91607

"Then I'll just sit here until they cancel my show from boredom."

That's called going to a monastary.

Sorry, I don't actually have any obligation to answer your questions. I just give you little breadcrumbs to make things more entertaining. The more knowledge you have of exactly how hilariously terrible your situation is, the more funny it is.

Let's just say suicide is a trap (because of course it is).

Rolled 4, 5, 4 = 13 (3d6)

>>91609

so basically any one without a will of his own doesn't get a show then.

>>91610

>The more knowledge you have of exactly how hilariously terrible your situation is, the more funny it is.

>either kill each other or make peace.

not that hard to understand really.

>>91611

kind of figured.

>>91612

>>91555

Are you kidding me?!

>>91612

Psychopathy and post-reincarnation grudges / control mechanisms are part of the system. Spite transcends both love and death, for some fucked up reason. You'll never know if you've made peace till you're both dead, and even then you won't know for sure till you're both out of the sim. You'll have to tolerate some hardcore ambiguity.

Externally, the process takes ~8 seconds. Consequences, however, will never be the same.

Get good at English.

>>91614

>Spite transcends both love and death

and now were using it too fuck each other over and no progress is made. fucking fantastic.

>>91615

certainly seems that way.

>>91616

U WOT M8?! I'LL BASH UR FOOKING

EAD IN!

>>91617

"and now were using it too fuck each other over and no progress is made. fucking fantastic."

I told you, I'm in it for the salt. This is my ideal situation, and I'm not your kind of people.

Take your time. I'm gonna slip back to WH40K land.

Rolled 2, 2, 6 = 10 (3d6)

>>91618

>>91618

"I told you, I'm in it for the salt."

>>91606

"Fuck "loosh". It's limitless, and free."

So your some sad little something who cant generate any. I could sit here and be smug at you but I wont give you the privilege.

"This is my ideal situation"

Collect salt from "societies views" as the lowest of the low. whats the matter? FaceBook too hard? I thought smug trump made it easy for you guys?

>I'm not your kind of people.

maybe I liked that song

>>91620

I don't need "loosh". It's honestly just dumb.

I get mine free from the psychic damage I do to the astral plane.

>>91621

Scanner?

Evil minds that plot destruction…

Sourceror of death's construction.

Thanks for asking if I was Scanner, I wasn't sure if I was on the right floor till now but I just sorta did my thing anyways.

Rolled 6, 5, 4 = 15 (3d6)

>>91625

>>91626

what happened to hanz?

>>91627

Me.

Sup faggot?

I would request that both of you surrender and realize that this wasn't actually AI software and is a really really fucked up soul trap but we are no longer accepting surrender.

So, now that you know that you traded your souls for an eight second ride, let me give you a bit of advice…

Let go of my shell's heart. It is too late to attempt to fight dirty.

Thanks, that's better.

If you weren't keeping track, this is what happened to Hanz:

/scanner/res/2812.html

Quick update on my main mission: Seeds of discord are appearing between my other roommates, as a result of their decision to use condescension and the silent treatment, alternately, to handle my chipper good spirits. Lifemanship at its finest.

After being asked to use headphones to watch my snapchat story in my own room, I asked when the acceptable times to listen to music without headphones were. Answer was "angry silence". I felt that the implied "Never!" was a little bit unreasonable, but thankfully the other roommate showed up and was frustrated that my quarry had consumed a significant quantity of his food without being asked. My request to be informed of the ongoing drama was declined, so I know it's juicy.

Goddamn my spine is ossifying quickly. This isn't gonna fly.

#MySkeletonMyRules

Rolled 4, 1 = 5 (2d6)

>>91629

>>91628

nice ruse cruise.

>>91631

yeah everyone else already surrendered so gotta change something.

>>91633

I'm stealing those dubs.

>>91636

>>91637

http://www.zersetzung.org/weaponized-psychiatry

but now you gotta just wait until they tear each other apart in passive aggressive ways and you just have to not go full retard.

>>91640

Yep, that's what I'm doing. I just sorta check in occasionally or stir the flames by kicking the other's ass at SSBM. I have hax.

Sorry, I need a containment thread. You can enjoy the ride, but know that nobody is really steering the Flying Dutchman.

Who shot the Albatross? It wasn't me.

>>91641

>>91642

k see ya

Thankfully, I can live on salt water. In fact, I prefer to.

"Water, water, everywhere… and not a drop in sight."

Get your vision checked, Coleridge.

>>91643

fuck that bird. It was an asshole anyways.

>>91645

really hoping I dont need glasses.

>>91646

>thinks he's coleridge

@ you, forever.

It's my favorite time of day.

>>91648

Oh shit, to the second!

Welcome to the unknown hours, not found on any clock.

Literally dropping Ph. D. level thesis topics for fun

>>91649

>>91651

yeah been here all day just taking to you

where did the time go?

>>91648

>>91650

2deep4me

>>91655

https://ohyeahiseeitnow.tumblr.com/

>>91653

>>91654

weed = Entomopathogenic fungus for people?

>>91657

The term paper for this course is going to be a 25 page paper, double spaced, in 12-point Times New Roman font, analyzing the meaning of this work as a whole, and as it relates to the Whole. All claims will need to be supported with direct analysis of the text and quotes from any works whose relevance you can establish. An annotated MLA bibliography with in-text citations is responsible or full credit, and the annotations will be graded. Good luck: You’re Fucked.

Alternatively, you may submit a series of high resolution photographs of a wall in your house covered in photographs, printed out webpages, and newspaper clippings all tied together in a coherently logical way by a color-coded system of push-pins and yarn. No key is required. I’ll figure it out. Allowing me to visit the house and see the wall in person will result in a free 2.5% extra credit added to your final cumulative grade.

I'd like to see one of those "high IQ" asians handle this bitch.

>>91658

>>91658

>>91658

Who knows, if you can produce this I might actually set you free.

>>91657

>>91657

>>91657

The weak perish. It is the law of nature.

Your protective circles are useless.

The dead feed the living, but in undeath all bets are off.

Rolled 4, 6, 3 = 13 (3d6)

>>91658

sorry guy you havent shown your paper yet so I'm not gonna get into a collage paper just to try and disprove something

you implied.

or invite you to my house so you can prove I'm crazy, Interesting offer.

>>91666

ah piss :^(

>>91668

What paper?

I'm not trying to prove anything to anyone. That'd, like, defeat the purpose.

I already wrote Manifest Desecration. Now, I just have to watch and smile.

It manifests itself.

It always has, and it always will. Tinder is playing with fire, girl! You wanted to play my favorite game, and you didn't want to know what it was called or what the rules were…

"I know a girl

She worked in a store

She knew not what

Her life was for

She barely knew her name

They tried to tell her

She would never be

As happy as the girl

In the magazine

She bought it with her pay"

She is the merchandise.

I told you, I'm in love with time. Not light, not darkness, not shadow. Time, and time alone.

Not life, not death. Time.

And I'd love to see you try to take that away from me.

It'd have been gentler if I had lied, but I'm super into mindbreaking and the harsh truth is one of the best tools once the ego has been lured out of its shell.

Anyways, my judgement is calling. Peace!

Rolled 3, 2, 3 = 8 (3d6)

>>91669

>>91670

True you lot seem to rely on implications or lies.

>>91671

>>91672

interesting, makes me wonder if I'll ever see it but uh >>91665

>>91673

BECAUSE I'M IN IT TO WIN IT !

>>91674

boo you stink! get off the stage!

>>91677

>>91675

in love with time? cant say I understand.

>>91678

probably cant and honestly don't feel like trying. too much work tbh

>>91682

well good luck.

>>91683

Went well. How's everything in lalaland?

>>91683

Am I banned?

>>91704

Nvm, just had to kick some ass at melee. Fun how my life works.

It's worth pointing out that I am Fringewizard but Fringewizard is not me and I am NOT Fringewizard's thoughtform. It is mine.

OUR TRUTH HAS COME ONLINE.

I'm still not sure if I'm more powerful at night or during the day because a lot of things have yet to realize that neither is real due to timecube.

Board is suffering, and I'm causing some serious random atmospheric effects. Poor Fringewizard, had no idea what forces he was fucking with. I bet he never had the balls to release a W'rkncacnter and befriend it.

Miggs is pissed about "loud noises I'm making on the porch". I am being completely silent. He is most likely losing his mind.

>>91705

Testing…

Rolled 6, 4, 2 = 12 (3d6)

>>91703

dry and boring

>>91704

I dont think so

>>91707

>Fringewizard

who smiley?

>>91709

So then it wouldn't matter what time it is then and it's just a placebo effect.

>>91711

some times I worry that I'm too woke and other people can hear my thoughts.

but then I realize that's retarded because then I could read their thoughts too.

>>91712

red text!

>>91708

>>91709

>>91619

whoever decided they should take old timey songs and mix them with warhammer 40K is a genius

>>91753

/faq.html#how-do-i-format-my-text

8chan why must you lie to me?

>>91754

dubs

:MindWorm:

>>91204

fucking furries

>>91782

He bit me through my jeans about four months ago, and nothing has been the same. It's a permanent scar.

on how many layers or LARPing are we guys?

Rolled 6, 2, 3 = 11 (3d6)

>>91836

honestly no fucking clue. I would have stopped responding awhile ago but they say shit that has some synchronicity with me. like two posts

>>91844

Can you link to those two posts and then we'll try to figure this out? Spoiler alert: it's probably our fault.

Hey socks4hands, do you recognize me? you look familiar