I desire memetic photoshops of this meme face. In exchange I will do any magical actions you desire, except the gross stuff. I can provide links and research. I can provide answers and discussion on esoteric topics. I can perform rituals, say certain things aloud, etc.
The baseline price is 1 meme photoshop of this face for the most mundane easy tasks.
The more technical the task is, the more meme photoshops I will ask for.
Try to keep the photoshops decent.
In cases of the outrageous, I must first agree and then receive meme payment upfront.