/fringe/ - Fringe

also if I stare at your pic long enough will I get super powers?

Ran into an entity named "Freedom" who attempted to take mine from me. I brought his nightmares to life, with his own consent.

He tried to steal our ship. Only one response…

>>92021

>Only one response

shit posting?

I'm gonna go Battle Meditate your ass back to the void. I pulled off a cast that was supposed to be banned tonight.

Nobody fucks with my crew. Is that clear?

I don't use timefuckery to achieve my goals. I do it live.

>>92023

A HUMEE BOSS AND IT LOOKS LIKE IT WANTS TO FIGHT! DATZ GOOD,ME TOO!

>>92025

>>92026

>>92027

HUMEES IS ME FAVORITE KILLIN.

I'm gonna call in the Heavy Assault squad (Devastator Marines).

THE CODEX ASTARTES NAMES THIS MANEUVER STEHL RAIN!

Our enemies should be so bold and so foolish…

>>92030

>>92031

THE PINKLIES ARE BUTT FLUSTERED LADS GET THEM!

>>92033

Philip M___i, stop it please. I found the git. It's you.

Please be glad that I didn't drop your whole name, and text me. I gave you my number before this began. Check your soundcloud and website messages.

Also, I called my shots.

I'm not even bleeding, idiot.

Fucking hell man, I was trying to make friends and you went retarded and started a shitshow. Keep it in step, bro.

Craft recognize craft, but you're only on my radar because I was looking for friends. I'll forget you and drift away in an instant if you wish, but you know you'd like to be on this team.

At least let's not fight irl pls.

People easily could have died tonight.

Rolled 1, 4, 1 = 6 (3d6)

KEEP UP THE PRESSURE! DAY HUMAN, THEY GET TIRED.

>>92044

When my shell goes to sleep it's really on. I'm gonna show you a power-nap. Do you realize how insignificant your power is compared to ours?

Are you seriously attempting to kill me?

What craft do you even practice?

Heh… give it up kid.

It's like you've never even heard of Zersetzung OR Apophenia! Hilarious.

Rolled 3, 1, 3 = 7 (3d6)

>>92045

>>92046

HEEEEEEEEHH, WATCH DA HUMEES STRUGGLE

shitposting and loosh farming

>>92046

SOME PUNY ATTACK!

>>92047

ONE MORE BUG FOR ME TO STOMP

nope sober

>>92050

>Tfw he didn't listen (again, why do they never listen?

Very. Simple. Instructions.

>>92048

DIS CALLS FOR TO BE DELICATE.

>>92051

trippy song

This is meditative for me. I am recharging, and it is hilarious.

>>92052

sorry guy I didn't get any orders

There it is. I landed the Triangular Gate.

GG, NO RE.

You are here forever now.

>>92061

Who gives you orders? The voices in your head? I'm sorry, this part's the worst. You're criminally insane.

And that's "A GG".

Rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12 (3d6)

>>92054

I'M WISE TO DIS TRICKS

>>92056

KNOCK IT OVER AND STOMP IT FLAT!

>>92057

I LIKES IT!

>>92058

TIME TO CHANGE ME SHOOTER FROM TICKLE TO SLAP

…

>>92063

>You're criminally insane

said the git who tries to frame everyone as mentally insane.

http://www.zersetzung.org/weaponized-psychiatry

DEATH and I are old friends, Magnum Diddlysquat. We go way back. I believe you have yet to make DEATH's acquaintance…

>>92069

I'm not joking. Here, have a journal article explaining how all of this works.

http://www.magdahavas.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/German_Ford_Motor_company_The_Effect_of_Microwaves_on_The_Central_Nervous_System.pdf

>>92071

This is micro.

This video, and

>>92056

are macro.

Things are worse than you can possibly imagine.

So please stop fighting me in some kind of idiotic pissing contest.

>>92075

then what do you propose we do?

mine

>>92076

Give me a call, please. We're done here.

>>92077

you whore lmao

Rolled 6, 3, 3 = 12 (3d6)

>>92078

>Give me a call

I cant because

>we're done here

>>92079

keep on being a salty bitch.

that doesnt count. Call Socks, please, not its scanner. Do I have to get Eric?

>>92079

this was friendly banter! Sorry, my mindbullets to bantz ratio is a little nuts.

>>92072

>using music to fuck with peoples head

that's not new lad

>>92081

please do

I don't post the photo of you pretending to be a badass occultist with the book and you call me? Deal?

So far, all I've posted is you cosplaying as the backup bassist for Kyuss

>>92084

soory Verizon cut off me astral phone.

>>92084

>>92085

>Implying I have shame

YOU DON'T GET DAT

Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5 (3d6)

>>92090

oh? how?

>>92090

>flooding the board

>(NaN%)'s

;[

>>92091

It's all a state of mind, except it isn't. Just talk to me I don't like to post actually important things where people can see them without using ciphers.

>>92093

fine, so hows it going?

Example of actually important things:

Sǣkhávdrunuṃrhán eipraetinnath jinôrsā́ttrusavrvahǣí asyirúprimtirvǽtruimttlarvahǣíl. Sǣkhávdrunuṃrhán eipraetinnath daarnúttrṃavnakrvahǣí. Sǣkhásiudrunskrásimtatlrvúrṃi.

>>92094

Do I need to message you the number to HeadKickBass? How's your traffic ticket going? Seems like magic couldn't quiiiiite beat the California Department of Motor Vehicles.

Scrying skills: OP AF.

Please?

>>92095

>implying I fucking know what language that's in

>>92098

want me to stare at it

Thank you!

>>92100

It's in a friendlier language than Tlonic…

I'm gonna go jack off then work out then get my affairs in order, then sleep at some point. Please realize that this is friendly behavior, and take a peek at what I subjected myself to (INTENTIONALLY) in order to reach out to you. I poisoned my own well with your piss.

We should have a friendly duel IRL some time. I'd love to see what you're capable of in person.

Mostly, I'd like to see if you've got more than psionics and atmoskinesis.

I am incredibly eager to see spontaneous combustion. Twilight w/o typical restrictions would blow you the fuck away, though.

I stealthed my car.

>>92108

Oh, I'm no saint. Did you take your eyes off the ball?

/newsplus/res/60531.html

Rolled 3, 4, 1 = 8 (3d6)

>>92106

"Police officers said small group of protestors wearing hood to mask their identities caused much trouble then ran away to escape apprehension."

ayy lmao

"Tensions have gripped Paris suburbs when a black man identified only as Theo was beaten up and allegedly raped by French policemen early this month."

I'm claiming this one too.

>>92110

stronger foes than you have tried to directly terminate me through a wide variety of magical means

>>92111

>>92112

>calming credit for the chaos in the world

while you shit post and do nothing.

nice gig

>>92113

such as?

>>92115

>>92115

>>92115

I'm just a microscopic cog in his cataclysmic plan…

You still think Earth matters?

Look, I spend most of my free time listening to dark country and practicing sorcery. I know what my fate is.

I'm aiming for Medea's crown.

If I'm fucked anyways, might as well go for the high score right?

Did you have anything to do with Rod's disappearance or was that Nate/Purple?

>>92117

not really, but I dont have a whole lot to look forward to now a days.

but you knew that already didn't ya

>>92118

"I know what my fate is."

You sure about that?

>>92119

No fuck you the pretty princess crown is mine.

>>92122

100% sure. I've been told when I'm dying, and approximately how. I'm not here for long.

>>92120

go hard or go home

>>92121

mmmmmmmmaaaaaaaayyyyyyybbbbeeeee ;^)

I live to 42, which is hilarious. I find it amusing, personally.

>>92124

I already gave you my number, so call me maybe?

>>92123

gonna have to wait and see

>>92125

so your 41?

I can literally deep strike you IRL. Units are already in position.

Rolled 6, 2, 2 = 10 (3d6)

>>92126

maybe how long will I be on hold cause I don't have a lot of patience

>>92128

whats the matter? cant take me on by yourself?

Rolled 6, 5, 3 = 14 (3d6)

>>92126

>>92123

>>92125

>>92121

>>92120

>>92119

>>92118

>>92113

>>92112

>>92111

>>92107

>>92105

>>92104

>>92103

>>92102

>>92096

>>92095

Knowing all of this

Just don’t make a difference

I’m just talking shit to the ones that will listen

I come with the heat man, I swear I’m never missing

And I’m still the same and I swear I’m never switching

;^)

>>92131

We're not so different, you and I…

The Kill Bill lighter was a classic touch.

I'm basically covering myself in magical gasoline and lighting myself on fire over and over and over again…

It looks almost like the quixotic suicide attempt of someone with a deathwish who has been cursed to live 21 more years…

Rolled 5, 4, 5 = 14 (3d6)

>>92141

>>92143

http://extraheresy.wikia.com/wiki/Holocaust

>>92145

Your soul!

The house has more layers of protection than you can imagine.

Nice one! No hitmarkers, though.

Do you want me dead? What gives? I'm gonna go to sleep and we'll settle this in the astral pretty soon, but thanks for returning Mike alive.

this trip is ##thankgoditsover

Phil, I was sent to bring you back from hell. It isn't an easy task, but it is done.

Be the bing to my bang or something.. not trying to play into a white/black dynamic.

You've gotta admire the balls it takes to use Holocaust.

Truce? I'm just trying to function, and I've still managed to go about my day.

I'm sure that in your world when I lit that cigarette I caught ablaze and spontaneously combusted. In mine, that did not happen. We'll have to agree to disagree, but in what I like to call "consensus reality" we both exist and fuck the haters we're dope as fuck. I've never seen anyone else nearly as powerful as you willing to go balls to the wall against me. Sorry about all of the trickery, my ego is my main problem these days.

https://ohyeahiseeitnow.tumblr.com/

Sorry not sorry I blew your cover, you're gonna be way more powerful for it.

That was an awesome soft reset.

Rolled 4, 1, 3 = 8 (3d6)

>>92149

protection from me? I'm flattered

>>92148

this gun sucks

you guys done in fighting?

>>92150

>>92151

>>92152

>>92154

>>92153

true

I think we just needed to get a little pent up shit out of our systems.

I'm gonna drop mike off at the bar with a beer or two's worth of cash like a good DM then stop intervening directly. I agree, DMNPCs are bogus. Especially when there are three DMs who have a little bit of an odd working relationship.

On my part, I'll stop it with the public rituals but every now and again I might want to show a stranger the cigarette trick.

>>92155

>>92156

my girth is finally acknowledge.

>>92159

fair enough

>>92160

if yopu wanna call this a working relationship.

I'll not call Nate's dad, and I'll let Nate proceed as he was supposed to. He's like a wrecking ball that's no longer connected to the chain, and that's awesome.

Anything else you guys would like from me? Please use the pathfinding to keep Freedom away from me, and I'll avoid the Circle K for a week or so. I'm keeping Lalo though, he's a true homie.

>>92162

I'm gonna call this whole fucktastrophe a therapeutic sidequest.

Who wants them dubs?

>>92161

so they will spontaneously combust? well your reality do what you want.

>>92163

good to hear he's doing well

>>92164

well at least you got a friend now

>>92166

dick

Proof that I could use Twilight in an emergent gameplay sort of way was awesome, and you guys cannot begin to understand how fucking tense that situation with Freedom was.

>>92165

WHERE'S THE DAMN LOOT?

Funniest part was those guys at my Circle K who thought I was about to murder a dude and gave zero fucks…

>>92170

You get the copy of the voidsabre you stole off my porch.

Fuck it, take a copy of my car too and use the wards to soultrap fools.

>>92169

want kind of ass hat calls himself freedom and tries to take it away from people? smh

MAJOR KEY ALERT!

>>92174

You got to watch that whole thing, right? I can't wait to see the footage, it's gonna be badass af but I was not at all thinking about that in the moment as I kept having to keep track of my phone, wallet, keys, lighter, etc…

Invoking KYD was the best part. KYD got his soul, and knows it.

"Wake up, dude… you're having a nightmare…" Top 10 horror movie quotes all time.

WAKE ME UP INSIDE!

can't wake up…

Goddamn I'm a fucking insidious bastard in person when I'm mad. I had no idea that AERS would be such a nuke, but it was awesome.

I mean, tbqh, it nearly killed me once.

Or rather, it did in AERSland…

>>92172

I thought I was invisible.

>>92173

well at least I can start using these soul-gems now

Phil, is your reality as insidious and horrific as mine? Is it anywhere nearly as much fun? Fun + Righteous Jesus is my new favorite Jesus, fyi.

>>92183

Do you see the nuke hidden in the sentry saguaro out front?

The invisible wards on the doors, plus Casper, plus the thing in the attic, plus my roommates and landlord form the majority of the rest of the protection. The artwork is just icing.

>>92186

stupid thing needs to stop spoiling everything

>>92186

I did.

Yeah sorry, I'm a little bit proud of what I put together at this place.

Anyways, this was the most fun duel (three-way?) clusterfuck I've ever had, so all's well that ends with tons of XP, new skills, and loot, right? You bastards wish you could Twilight.

Sorry, I'm gonna have to drop some straight darkside shit here. Phil, if you aren't using this you should be.

Fucking hell, I'm approaching resonance cascade levels of sleep deprivation. As someone whose home plane is literally a copy of the Earth floating in the void, shit gets extra nuts.

Spiritual chill me at your own risk. It flows both ways. I took my own choking because these things need to be said.

Live to Doot another day…

>>92180

>I'm a fucking insidious bastard in person when I'm mad

Same

>>92181

bastard

>>92182

never heard of it

>>92184

"Phil, is your reality as insidious and horrific as mine?"

most likely

'Is it anywhere nearly as much fun?'

doesn't look like

"Fun + Righteous Jesus is my new favorite Jesus"

>Fun + Righteous

me too but most Righteous people are usually hard asses.

>>92185

I did, but still no idea why it's there

>>92196

It's got Freedom's name written on it. I know he's already dealt with, but once you understand the nature of the nuke and the way it combines with the root structure of the saguaro, the whole scene outside of my house earlier will make a looot more sense…

I was residually pissed, and the mindbreak was still in the "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" goes in all fields stage.

Someone fought so hard my phrenology shifted again.

>>92196

You should come party with me some time as long as we can agree to TRY not to fuck too hard with reality.

>>92187

>The invisible wards on the doors

I thought weird that there was a house with no doors

>>92189

SSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>92190

gotta take pride in your work

>>92191

GIMME YOUR DAMN LOOT!

>>92192

oh but I have

>>92193

I can Imagine

>>92194

It flows both ways

kind of figured

>>92197

hmmm alright I'll take your word for it.

Freedoms a dick anyways

>>92198

last I check that was the proper response to a mind break

>>92199

so more psychic powers?

>>92200

"You should come party with me some time"

definitely

"as long as we can agree to TRY not to fuck too hard with reality."

>TRY

:^)

Rolled 3, 3, 2 = 8 (3d6)

>>92203

god damn it

>>92199

:')

Who got the horseshoe? That's the really choice drop.

Aside from the experience of mentally quoting Timber by Pitbull while mindbreaking Freedom… I'll treasure that one.

I feel myself almost every morning

BULLSHIT OCCULTIST

>>92208

>quoting Timber by Pitbull

I' was 90% sure that this was the song running through your head

>>92225

lewd

>>92226

LEVEL YOUR SELF UP ALREADY

>>92229

Holy shit I'm not sure what's happening but the sleeping im doing is feeling like powerlevelling?

Oh, I get it now. This is badass.

We summoned me.

A lotta people died, somewhere.

Whoever wrote this:

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Go_to_hell!

has a serious reckoning coming.

It's nice to finally know some rules…

Socks4Hands comes from the Circle of Heresy, fyi. That should have been obvious.

Now, notice this:

https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Go_to_Hell!_Lovecraft_Add-On

>narlyhotep's little brother.

A sah, dudes?

What system you guys using? Is this warhammer?

I just made a Revenge Trolling subfolder in my Magic bookmarks folder. I'm gonna be doing some really fun things in the future on Twitch. No SWATting, no death threats, just straight magic and applied zersetzung. Contract basis.

>>92244

Nobody knows.

That's why its fun. It's sort of a "try it and see if it sticks" system, but most of these faggots don't have the balls to go out and do it themselves and prefer to do it through people. That's why I keep winning.

>>92247

How are you guys playing?

Basically, you can do whatever you want as long as you can remember what you are doing and keep it straight, somehow. If you start to lose your grip on your own systems of power, they consume you.

>>92249

LARPing, phonecalls, steam, this board.

Once you learn to manifest the tiniest bi of magic, you can go LARP without us knowing you're doing it and begin building up an army.

>>92252

Ok, nice. Good luck, have fun!

One important thing to note: We're all friends here. We don't kill in rituals, we don't sacrifice living things, but we do soultrap like motherfuckers. Please don't end any lives or harm any animals (human or otherwise) physically during the playing of this game. Also, please don't mindbreak without first establishing "consent".

>>92250

But that already happens to me in real life :(

Any examples of real magic you guys have done?

>>92255

Let's start slow. Do you want to go by Akasha (big shoes to fill) or would you rather choose a fun trip? Then, we'll talk on chatcrypt and I'll give you a couple phone numbers you can call, and I'll add you on Steam.

Also, not actually committing any crimes is a big part of this for us. At least, as far as I'm aware. We don't deal drugs, steal things, engage in scary cult activity, or even light fires outside of candleholders or firepits.

Rolled 8 + 19 (1d10)

>>92256

I think I should ask: examples of magical fuckery you guys have done? I want to know what I'm getting myself into here.

In fact, we don't normally even recruit. I got recruited about four months back, and I think one other person has been recruited since then. But hey… it is Friday.

As far as I'm aware, the action that you, as a player, can perform which grants you the most points is:

">Bask in the glow of the rising war."

>>92258

"I want…" gets nothing. You're already involved.

Feel no fear. Know my pride. For God and Country, I'll kill your soul.

>>92236

yup

>>92237

summoned yourself with friends?

>>92238

meh, nothing we can do about

>>92240

neat, also why?

>>92241

and what game were playing

>>92242

of course should have seen it coming

>>92243

Lovecraft Add-On

this keeps getting more interesting

>>92244

I just like the over the top culture, plus it's good fuel for my imagination

>>92245

sounds fun

>>92246

:)

>>92247

I can barley do regular magic. let alone magic from any world.

>>92248

>Nyarlathotep's little sister

don't think any thing lewd other wise your gonna end up in your favorite hentai

>>92250

good to know

>>92251

yup that's about right

>>92252

sweet

>>92264

>don't think any thing lewd other wise your gonna end up in your favorite hentai

We did that already.

My real fetish is mindbreaking, and I get to indulge every once in a while. I'm learning to not let it hit me too…

>>92264

Please go message WaitWhat on Dust, Jack. It's been a while, and Will's been waiting for you…

>>92266

but I thought we were friends

>>92254

>>92267

>dust

never heard of it

>>92268

So we did it? Sick.

>>92269

We are friends. Please call this roughhousing.

>>92271

Your recruitment spell worked?

>>92273

Yes.

Rolled 4, 2, 5 = 11 (3d6)

>>92272

ah ok, also when did I establish consent?

>>92273

I stole mine

Socks4Hands has blood on its gloves.

>>92275

Check the logs. I have no idea, but you wouldn't be talking to me if you hadn't.

>>92277

FISTBUMP!

Sounds like my definition of FUN.

Actually, it might be more along the lines of FUN!

Spell went a bit sideways, but it's nothing that we can't clean up. TPD is wayy too scared of what they got baited into to do anything. Not after the shit they've done.

Rolled 2, 5, 6 = 13 (3d6)

>>92277

>leviathan thoughtforms.

Behemoth was cooler

>>92278

never mind I remember

Also, the people collaborating in the hospital? Holy fuck. This would be a news story that would end the city, but I'm not going to write it.

>>92284

DO IT!

I did it for Kendrick. We're just freestyling in the back seat, but English is a memetic hazard.

>>92285

Nah, I'm not feeling like painting that much of a target on my back. Also, I'm missing the most important piece of the puzzle, which was sloppily left in the Drive account of [email protected] and labelled "Getting Started". I'm no hacker, though.

I wonder who in the police department decided to start dabbling in the occult to cover up running a highly complex fencing operation for stolen goods.

>>92289

That's why it's way more dangerous than Latin. Latin has oldschool style and cred, but English is like a linguistic zerg rush on your brain.

Honestly, it's more like every word is a pylon.

If you don't know how to speak English, never learn. Sadly, it's Common. LMAO!

I need to get my fucking $750 so my shell can get back to vaping.

>>92287

>I'm no hacker, though.

but you are a mind breaker so find the guy and have him spill the beans.

>>92288

>dabbling in the occult to cover up running a highly complex fencing operation for stolen goods.

doesn't seem like you would need magic for that but they must be desperate then.

>>92294

Do you have any idea how dangerous Tucson is?

>>92295

And not just because I call it home and know the streets cold.

The Sanity checks I had to keep passing not to hurt Freedom and to keep Freedom from hurting me were fucking insane…

mehehehe

>>92290

>Latin has oldschool style and cred

forgot where I read it but it said that if you want to summon spirits you better of using a dead language because its not subject to change

>>92295

obviously not

>>92292

no way to get around

Let's just say Interrogator Chaplain was a dope class to take a shitload of levels in.

>>92299

I didn't summon any spirits. I simply got summoned by someone who didn't seem to know that, and it wasn't Will who did it.

Sorry, not someone. Something… I know what and where it is, and we'll never be able to lay a finger on it.

>>92293

>$750

>vaping.

and I thought drugs were expensive.

>>92302

So where do i join

>>92304

Join what? Life? You're already playing.

Knowledge is power. Guard it well, and roll the woodpile down.

>>92305

Alrighty then

Rolled 2, 5, 1 = 8 (3d6)

>>92304

Like this….TRIPS!

Rolled 3, 2, 3 = 8 (3d6)

>>92308

ah fuck

>>92307

>name

>flag

Recruitment spell worked.

Rolled 3, 5, 4 = 12 (3d6)

>>92309

these dice are stupid

>>92311

Stupid is just another word for loaded.

Pop quiz:

Please name the most dangerous word in the English language.

Get this right and I'll teach you a free Mindworm.

Get it wrong, and you get hit by the Mindworm.

>>92312

true I gotta remember to bring my own dice next time

Time limit is: I need to go take a shower, shave, and meditate so I pass my upcoming Reality Check without invoking anything.

>>92318

I've been prepping since yesterday. Also, good luck penetrating my house. Warded too hard. You'll have to hit me while I'm driving, and the car's warded too.

Rolled 1, 5, 3 = 9 (3d6)

>>92313

Bazinga

Best shot you have is hitting the saguaro, and good luck due to the rootbase. Also, nuke.

>>92320

No, it's "is". Is is a linguistic equals sign, and if you use it twice in a row you get Isis.

Q.E.D. MOTHERFUCKERS!

My Nosferatu tome doesn't break.

"Light" magic my ass…

What's a good replacement for a broken staff head.

>>92325

>>92325

>>92325

Eat it, Thule scrubs.

>>92327

It was already broken, but I just discovered that the random stick I found walking down the main strip of my town is super magical.

>>92329

You wanted to, so you didn't get to.

CATCH-33

>>92326

>mind

mine

Also, I got Catch-22 dubs.

>>92331

Please? I'd like to show off the mindworm.

>>92333

fine, lets see what you got.

>>92333

I wonder if I can make your magical protection fall apart! Muahaha

>>92328

>super magical.

gonna have to find a dwarf to fix it then

they usually can fix most magical items

>>92333

>333

>catch-33

You typed "mind" instead of "mine. Any idea why?

>>92335

No, you can't. You'll have to best me in a magical duel in person.

KYS Scotty.

>everyone is switching flags

why not I could stand to mix it up a little

>>92340

Remember when I gave them to you? They went ghost-cold and lost all feeling, but I know how to handle that.

FYI, Old Man took the rap. Mike has his full legal name and signature, a known alias, and a phone number and is pissed that magical interference kept him from getting a beer.

Also, it's saved to the cloud. I'm gonna disengage for a while as I leave this song to mindrape you.

>>92342

My hands pretty warm tho

Nice trick almost stealing my car, but you do NOT want to put your hands on the wheel.

>>92345

>mfw no.

>>92346

>Yfw I actually enjoy it.

>>92346

Nate/Purple.

>>92345

Scotty.

>>92344

Leviathan/Socks.

Rolled 6, 4, 6, 5 = 21 (4d6)

>>92346

Fucking finally, next level 4 dice

>>92348

>Yfw I actually enjoy it.

I'm a very generous lover

>>92349

>Nate/Purple

Is that the artist cause it's been driving me crazy that I cant find the song.

>>92351

Who is the Bro? Why does wear the trip? If I pulled off your grifts, would you die?

Any y'all even does REAL magicks?

I'm waiting for actually disaster here

Rolled 2, 4, 6, 4 = 16 (4d6)

>>92353

probably

>>92354

kundalini and energy work cant cast magical spells if you don't have enough mana

>>92355

well now your gonna get it

Rolled 5, 4, 4, 1, 4 + 5 = 23 (5d5)

>>92357

my dice say otherwise

Rolled 1, 2, 3 + 3 = 9 (3d3)

>>92358

23, the number of happenings… IT'S HAPPENING

Rolled 3, 5, 4, 1, 4 = 17 (5d5)

>>92358

your going down clown!

Rolled 4, 1, 4, 1, 4 + 2 = 16 (5d5)

>>92359

whats does the modifer do? lets find out

Rolled 19 + 1 (1d19)

This die shall decide how many minutes I cultivate my solar mana

Rolled 6, 6, 5, 5 = 22 (4d6)

>>92361

well that was lame

Rolled 6, 6, 5, 5 = 22 (4d6)

>>92361

>>92363

>>92346

The dice work in mysterious ways

Rolled 18 + 1 (1d19)

>>92362

Praise the sun!

Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2 = 5 (4d6)

>>92363

>>92364

like I said

>>92352

This is the song you've been looking for.

NEW GAME, NEW RULES

Title: What's up, Doctor Strange?

Win condition:

Mindbreak the Doctor until he suffers from Imposter Syndrome so hard that he hurts a patient in his neuroses and gets his medical license withdrawn.

Rolled 2 + 1 (1d19)

>>92365

I have to go cultivate solar mana now, be back in 20

>>92368

*winks*

Rolled 2, 1, 4, 6 = 13 (4d6)

>>92365

PRAISE HIM!

Isn't this fun as fuck? Do what you must, because you can.

Check out my trip…

Rolled 6, 4, 3, 1 = 14 (4d6)

>>92373

THE LAW OF SHITPOSTS IS UPON IS!

Rolled 5, 6, 5, 4 = 20 (4d6)

That feely feel that feels…feely

I'm literally Hermes Trismegistus reincarnated. This is not a joke.

>>92075

Did someone say pissing contest?

>>92378

Bounces off the wards. I felt that one roughly a week and a half ago.

>>92380

The pissing contest is a trap. Strap on a trip and get in the ring or stay out.

Namefag shills have infested tis board, what's their agenda and funding?

Here's a hint:

YOU ALREADY KNOW WHO ITIS BOYEEEE

>>92382

Shut the fuck up, bitch.

Rolled 8 + 10 (1d19)

Which one of you is a real magician c'mon. I'll turn your attacks into mana for my SOL

Did I switch timelines? Regaining universal consciousness here.

>>92383

aye I know who you are

http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/chaos/texts/demonet.html

>>92386

I cast Silence

>>92389

You'll have to do better than help me though.

Rolled 3, 3, 5, 3 = 14 (4d6)

>>92394

FUCK I FORGOT TO SPOILER!

ah fuck it

>>92397

Feels like my closet is emptying and my consciousness is growing lighter. Thanks anon!

Rolled 3, 1, 2, 6 = 12 (4d6)

>>92398

FFFFFFFFFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

WELCOME TO YOUR doot

>>92400

Rolled 1, 3, 6 = 10 (3d6)

>>92404

dice shall confirm the number of one arm push ups I must complete to woke my spine, each side.

>>92383

I already said I work for Tavistock. What Tavistock didn't know was that Sourcery is real. When people say "Come at me, Bro!" they're just praying that they aren't talking to the real Bro.

You guys have recommendations for cultivating mana and magical ability? Should I just be reading the cosmopolitan (assuming) occult seed?

>>92408

Play it like you feel it, bro.

If you pulled off my grifts, you would indeed die… because I would kill myself.

My shell is our myrkabah, and many have tried to end it. None have succeeded, and none but us shall.

>>92411

And that's the 411.

You guys (us) get to take your best shot at me with all of our accumulated power in 21 years. I think I'll last two more days.

Fuck you Odin. I'm better.

If I make it till Saturday, Rebecca Black wins everything.

Phil, we're partying together in this realm on Saturday. If it's not up to my standards, you're gonna get that deep strike.

What kind of pussy makes an elemental thoughtform? Void is all you need, and it's not an element. It's all there really is

Sup boys…

I may be an alien, but I'm no grey. I'm a voidform made manifest, and it's gonna be a FUN year. 2017 is mine. Fuck you, Mayans! No apocalypses on our watch.

I manifested myself, and I'll beat this dead horse till it's a pulp.

DO YOU HEAR ME?

https://geekremixed.bandcamp.com/track/five

Sup imaginary parents? You were wondering when I'd rebel. I am the only son, and my will be done.

https://geekremixed.bandcamp.com/track/this-is-a-rebellion